Professor Nonce's School for Nincompoops

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:26 pm

gravious wrote:
Dutty Yuppie wrote:Why are Scottish birds so ugly?
quoniam vestri matris, as my old master used to tell me.

"Because: your mother"

For those of you who have been in repose during this terms latin classes.

As for the rest of you, doubt not my worthiness as a bestower of knowledge!

Do you not remember the school motto?

It is in the school Hymn for heavens sake, and that was beaten into you with a yard-rule!

nos 'diligo' tener liberi

Learn it and keep it close to your heart.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:55 pm

Yes we do

NONCES ALL ROUND

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:08 pm

I thought our motto was Arbeit Macht Frei? It's got that over the school gates

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:13 pm

pk- wrote:I thought our motto was Arbeit Macht Frei? It's got that over the school gates

No, that was the special school

misk · Post by **misk** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:34 pm

gravious wrote:
pk- wrote:I thought our motto was Arbeit Macht Frei? It's got that over the school gates
No, that was the special school

i had some ancestors that went to that school. i heard the headmaster was really harsh.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:23 pm

yes he'd give people a right old roasting

prisoner · Post by **prisoner** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:09 pm

Sir Gravious, might i pose a few questions?

what kind of a plant does cantaloupe grow on?

also,

what the fuck kind of animal ripped the head off the rabbit, who's carcus is now in decay behind my apartment? (mind you i live in the midwest/usa)

ana · Post by **ana** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:28 pm

Where do roly polys go?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:52 pm

prisoner wrote:Sir Gravious, might i pose a few questions?

what kind of a plant does cantaloupe grow on?

also,

what the fuck kind of animal ripped the head off the rabbit, who's carcus is now in decay behind my apartment? (mind you i live in the midwest/usa)

Please go to anti-nonce classes before it gets silly

human? · Post by **human?** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:35 am

please explain evolution re: butterflies.

incyde · Post by **incyde** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:37 pm

prisoner wrote: what the fuck kind of animal ripped the head off the rabbit, who's carcus is now in decay behind my apartment? (mind you i live in the midwest/usa)

A Chupacabra.

perkalerk215 · Post by **perkalerk215** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:02 pm

prisoner wrote:what the fuck kind of animal ripped the head off the rabbit, who's carcus is now in decay behind my apartment? (mind you i live in the midwest/usa)

i think you should take a picture of the carcus so we can see and decide what kind of animal would do such a thing.

victor liechtenstein · Post by **victor liechtenstein** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:49 pm

human? wrote:please explain evolution re: butterflies.

On the same subject please explain evolution re: ISP customer service operators.

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:59 pm

who is the irritating litle man that pops up on the hollyoaks omnibus and stands in the bottom right corner raving and getting in the way of the screen?

ana · Post by **ana** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:22 pm

Bonzi Buddy?

the decoy · Post by **the decoy** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:22 pm

Professor:

I had watched a show on the discovery channel about the sun. The sun is a very interesting celestial body. one of the things I learned, but forgot half of, was that light is made in the core of the sun and has to get out.

could you please fill in the blanks of,
1. what is the part of the sun called that outside the core, but no the corona, and
2. what do scientists call the path the light takes to get out of the sun and into space. I seem to remember something along the lines of "the great wander" or some other cheeky nickname they had for it.

I do know that whatever is between space and the core of the sun bounces light back and forth and it spends an insanely long amount of time just getting past this layer, as the light gets bounced around.

please sir, tell me the whole story, I was trying to tell a friend this and I realized halfway through that had forgotten half of the info I was trying to relay due to my raging case of adhd and I...

OH SHIT!!! forgot about the ramen! oh well, it's waste now anyway,

I wanted to tell him of this fascinating fact I had learned but I was not only unable to, but looked quite the fool doing so. please help me out good sir.

ana · Post by **ana** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:12 pm

Do most bees get the weekend off?

dj slums · Post by **dj slums** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:47 pm

who put the alphabet in that order?

whats the speed of dark?

what happens if you get 'scared half to death' twice?

what do you add to powdered water?

the decoy · Post by **the decoy** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:37 am

aww fiddlesticks. the professor seems to be out to lunch or something, I don't think I'll ever get my questions answered now.

perhaps I could find the information in one of those paper copies of the internet, i think they have a fancy name like "books" or something.

I wonder if they have a set of wikipedia at the lieberry.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:41 am

Sir, why do you smell of piss?

Why do you drive a woman's car?

And do you have sex with all the class pets?

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