The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Liam92]

Can't sleep. Fuck.

[BonerJams04]

atleast you have a sick avatar going for you.

[scattybeanhead]

internet is too slow to stream rinse fm... luckily perverse is on rood but still i haven't listened to yunx for a while. this might actually be more of a first world problem now i think about it.

oh and just got back from amsterdam and after swimming in weed for the last few days i have none and cant sleep. great. oh and ive gotta go to ikea and the dentist tomorrow, think i'd rather be at work...

[noam]

made a really nice spag bol

shat it out within 15minutes of eating it

dropped a mega chilli in it too... now my anus burns proper hot too

duno what i did wrong, think it was the day old cooked sausage i put in it, must be tbh...

[dubfordessert]

a day old isn't very old? maybe it's just your digestive system being a bit temperamental not the food at all

[Laszlo]

Noam - You've not had a lot of luck with cooking recently, have you.

[noam]

well i cooked it and left it out cos i made some RANK toad in the hole effort and salvaged the sausages from it to eat today

i duno, i dont trust the cleanliness of the utensils in my kitchen either, but my house mate did all the cleaning and i do barely any so i dont complain that he cant wash dishes

either way, got a stingy bum bum...

and Laszlo - no i aint, been puttin in some POOR shows recently, that toad in the hole was a disaster, looked the dogs danglies but was terrible

and the chilli/garlic/courgette pasta... oh my. worst. thing. ever. eaten.

[Laszlo]

and the chilli/garlic/courgette pasta... oh my. worst. thing. ever. eaten.

It sounds so bad let alone having to put it in your mouth and chew it.... like, it could have been peng tings but that combo of ingredients gone wrong?? Forget about it

[noam]

bhut jolokia flash fried with garlic in olive oil and shit loads of pepper

could have died. should have.

[noam]

burnt the courgettes badly too

PLAYAAAAA

[Laszlo]

oh man, I swear you used to be really good as well. The fuck happened?

[noam]

i errrrrrr... so err.... oh old gills done it again

[Molzie]

stealing girls away from your mates again noam?

[noam]

no i pooped a chilli

[Molzie]

the same one you've been rubbing on your cock all week?

[dickman69]

go grocery shopping, grab a jar of strawberry JAM

go home, look at jar closer, says its SEEDLESS

how can JAM be SEEDLESS, it is then known as JELLY, no?

[dubfordessert]

not in the UK its not.

[Molzie]

the seeds are the worst part

[mo_respect]

I think the dffernece is the process in which it's made.

[wub]

4 back to back to back to back meetings/conference calls. Not looking forward to it.