The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[dickman69]

im sure theyd give it a go if it were just floating around out there

[garethom]

thanks rayman, youre my fave on dsf, come and watch the steelers in london next year and we'll find a stream and electrofish for sticklebacks.

can you electrofish by just throwing batteries in a stream?

[dickman69]

anything u can run 8-9 amps thru the water with lol

[Rob11]

Writing an assignment for uni and it turns out one of the sections isn't included in the word count . Got to cough up another 1500 words!

[Molzie]

copy n paste from this thread

[Rob11]

copy n paste from this thread

Done. I'll post in here when I get the marks back

[BonerJams04]

can you electrofish by just throwing batteries in a stream?

LOL

[alphacat]

...When some completely arrhythmic motherfucker drums loudly with their hands/feet on any available surface in earshot. This 50-something asshat in a suit had a box of something and was "jamming" really loud (with a slight overbite even) along with Phil Collins (which should immediately clue you in) in the drug store a moment ago, and so off time I wanted to turn around and yell "FUCKING COUNT IT OUT LOUD YOU FUCKTARD!!!"

[Sexual_Chocolate]

get kicked off the fish force

MUAY THAI FISH TO THA FACE!

[Molzie]

acc levies arrived in the mail today

[dickman69]

tryd to sample peter gabriel - sledgehammer

sounds like shit lol

[Sexual_Chocolate]

that kfc really wasnt as good as i thought it would be

[sigbowls]

my teeth hurt from eating meat

[Sonika]

that kfc really wasnt as good as i thought it would be

it never is


kfc always looks ten times better than it tastes

[dubfordessert]

wasn't feeling too good at work, kind of depressed and kept sort of zoning out. a bit like derealisation, but not like that whatsoever. basically just feeling like you've been detuned from reality a bit, everything is separate from you and you're isolated. so i didn't really notice what was going on around me at some points and i was just absent mindedly cleaning shit and my manager was really sarcastic about it cos there were customers waiting and i felt like wank and/or wanted to punch him in the face.

oh yeah i'm pretty sure my manager hates me now lmao.

it's not good when you're shit at hiding how you feel and being nice to cusomers and stuff, so basically i'm the surliest asshole who's ever worked in a pub atm. i'm like the bernard black of pubs. i hate customers on a good day but sometimes they can just fuck off. OH YEAH.

this one girl asks me for a black sambucca so i get her one. and she goes, "exscuuuuse me, this isn't a full shot". and i'm like, it is a full shot, i just poured it, i don't know what to say to you tbh? and she goes "i know what a shot is, i used to work in a bar." so i take it back, and im standing there and looking at it, and my manager comes and then we pour it back into the measure, and its basically full, but i top it up a bit anyway so its nearly overflowing, pour it back in, nothing drips out or anything. i take it back to her and she goes, "I KNOW YOU JUST GAVE ME THE EXACT SAME SHOT BUT WHATEVER."

i could have slapped that dumb bitch. used to work in a bar. go fuck yourself.

then after work i bought the wrong cigarettes. FML

[spire]

I dont play a whole lot of video games (too time consuming sometimes) but i did just finish a 30hr Fallout New Vegas game, and naturally, GARBAGE ending. Yeah i know my choices determined it, but cmon. Makes it REALLY feel like a waste.

[Forum]

Look at the way the Leeds fans are cheering him when he runs back to the crowd

[spire]

Totall jackass. Immature and idiotic.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

and this just proves that pro football players are poofs.

[Rob11]

What a total tnuc. Why was he looking behind him? To see if anyone had spotted him whilst running away? Mate, you're on fucking live TV!