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Stay Blessed

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Health:

1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy.
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2011.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minute walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:

11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't overdo it. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness. 19.
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Do not hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree....

Society:

25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6. 29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change...
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come..
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Last but not the least: 40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about, I just did.





I keep on getting these emails from colleagues, i used to put them all in a folder to laugh at but i got bored of it pretty soon.

This one is still a favourite tho
Give : '' Cupid '' a chance , although the arrow aims '' Left " he might get it '' Right "..................
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:lol: shit thats terrible
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FUCKING LOL
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fun fact

FDR owned a plantation & several slaves
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Needs less mention of god and better jpeg compression.
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lofi getme
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Honestly, if someone sent me that at work I'd probably report them to HR. Not least for the ones about God and praying.
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The sender of that email is in the HR Department, its different here anyway, cant really complain unless its has extreme views
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ALLAH DECREES WE MUST KILL ALL INFIDEL DOGS.




please forward this to the people you love.
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Terpit wrote:The sender of that email is in the HR Department, its different here anyway, cant really complain unless its has extreme views

Hmmm, fairly sure if I started putting around emails encouraging people to believe in God and the power of prayer I'd be escorted from the building pretty fast :lol:
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I wish that was the case here
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Just spotted this one;
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
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Take a 10-30 minute walk daily. And while you walk, smile.
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dubfordessert wrote:
Take a 10-30 minute walk daily. And while you walk, smile.
NO

Was it the walking bit or the smiling bit that you're not down with? :lol:
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I look ridiculous when i smile, like a younger, thinner Gordon Brown
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Meus equus tuo altior est

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Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
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sounds like a list of how to be a wiener.
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wub wrote:
dubfordessert wrote:
Take a 10-30 minute walk daily. And while you walk, smile.
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Was it the walking bit or the smiling bit that you're not down with? :lol:
being told to smile is one of my PET HATES
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dubfordessert wrote:being told to smile is one of my PET HATES
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