all of your snack selection pale in comparison to the king of them all, the stately spicy Cheez-it. along with it's more pedestrian older brother, the regualr Cheez-it, they form a dynasty that simply cannot be compared to.
the genesis of a supreme snack:
one time I had the muchies and was eating spicy cheez-its and I noticed that my hands started a dark orange color similar to what you would see while eating cheetos. this bothered me greatly so I explored ways of eating cheez-its with out touching them. I found a piece of bread folded in half like a taco shell worked very well, this evolved into the cheez-it sammich.
The problem with this version of the cheez-it sammich was that the cheez its had no adhesion to each other or the bread causing a situation where they would fall out of the bread onto my lap. not good. We had some easy cheez and I got a shock of inspiration! so cheez-it sammich 2.0 was born.
cheez-it sammich 2.0 was head and shoulders above cheez-it sammich 1.2. I put some spicy cheez-its in a bowl, squirted some easy cheez into it and mashed it up into a paste. the past was then used to make the sammich. it was glorious. but my friend pointed out that we had a grilled sammich maker and thus the inspiration for cheez-it sammich 3.0 came.
after eating one cheez-it sammich 3.0 we both decided that this cullinary frankenstein was too deluxe for regular consumption and was thus retired to the snack hall of fame. What we did was make a cheez-it sammich 2.0 but we grilled it in the sammich griller. this melted it all together into a mass of artery clogging goodness.
perhaps I should think less about snacks
