The Guardian's "New Rules Of The Dancefloor"

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:54 pm

Amen x1000. I'm lucky most people follow these rules at the local club.

DJoe · Post by **DJoe** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:59 pm

alphacat wrote:
djredi2step wrote:
alphacat wrote:Nothing worse than total rank amateurs in party mode. Nothing.
Nothing worse than ppl looking down on ppl having fun
Yes, ppl doing obnoxious shit like tossing their empties over their shoulder or starting fights over stupid shit is obviously fun. Shame on me for looking down on them.

Oh right nah fuck that. thats annoying. missed the point of what you were saying

teamhobson · Post by **teamhobson** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:12 pm

If I'm holding a pint of water, and someone turns round looking like they've just jumped in the shower, they are getting a drink. I honestly can't not offer them it. Can't say I've ever had someone look at me funny for it either, just good club etiquette innit

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:55 pm

preach it guardian

A bloke the Guardian once met in Berghain, a club 80% populated by muscle Marys, who complained, "Music's all right, but it's bit fucking gay, innit?"

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:08 pm

kay wrote:
Laszlo wrote:
• If you're 18, it might seem extraordinary that somebody over 30 would still be out clubbing. But they are. Sometimes for perfectly legitimate reasons. So stop asking me – sorry, them – if they've got any drugs you can buy.

Hahaha I immediately thought of you when I read that!

Considering getting a t shirt printed with "Not shottin" on the front and "Club Pastor" on the back.

Either that or just give in a start selling drugs.

parson · Post by **parson** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:42 pm

i wanna try amnesia haze

TopManLurka · Post by **TopManLurka** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:36 pm

being black doesn't equate to selling mdma in a dance.

they missed that out.

slothrop · Post by **slothrop** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:48 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
A bloke the Guardian once met in Berghain, a club 80% populated by muscle Marys, who complained, "Music's all right, but it's bit fucking gay, innit?"

Yeah, I thought that bit was fantastic...

Does anyone else now have a massive urge to go and watch the clubbing episode of Spaced?

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:50 pm

teamhobson wrote:If I'm holding a pint of water, and someone turns round looking like they've just jumped in the shower, they are getting a drink. I honestly can't not offer them it. Can't say I've ever had someone look at me funny for it either, just good club etiquette innit

gotta be honest, would just assume you're trying to drug me

kay · Post by **kay** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:19 pm

Laszlo wrote:
kay wrote:
Laszlo wrote:
• If you're 18, it might seem extraordinary that somebody over 30 would still be out clubbing. But they are. Sometimes for perfectly legitimate reasons. So stop asking me – sorry, them – if they've got any drugs you can buy.

Hahaha I immediately thought of you when I read that!
Considering getting a t shirt printed with "Not shottin" on the front and "Club Pastor" on the back.

That would just suggest you want to bum 'em

alfreton audio · Post by **alfreton audio** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:25 pm

kidshuffle wrote:preach it guardian

A bloke the Guardian once met in Berghain, a club 80% populated by muscle Marys, who complained, "Music's all right, but it's bit fucking gay, innit?"

wicked article. good stuff there! brilliant quote.

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:29 pm

this is gonna get the copy pasta on my FB

so many ejiots i know who act like one or more of the things on that list.

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:25 am

kay wrote:
Laszlo wrote:
kay wrote:
Laszlo wrote:
• If you're 18, it might seem extraordinary that somebody over 30 would still be out clubbing. But they are. Sometimes for perfectly legitimate reasons. So stop asking me – sorry, them – if they've got any drugs you can buy.

Hahaha I immediately thought of you when I read that!
Considering getting a t shirt printed with "Not shottin" on the front and "Club Pastor" on the back.
That would just suggest you want to bum 'em

...hadn't thought of that... Could get me beaten up...... or bought drinks.

Either way, a welcome change to "Got any EMM DEEEE m8"

Shum · Post by **Shum** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:05 am

zerbaman · Post by **zerbaman** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:31 am

kay wrote:
Laszlo wrote:
kay wrote:
Laszlo wrote:
• If you're 18, it might seem extraordinary that somebody over 30 would still be out clubbing. But they are. Sometimes for perfectly legitimate reasons. So stop asking me – sorry, them – if they've got any drugs you can buy.

Hahaha I immediately thought of you when I read that!
Considering getting a t shirt printed with "Not shottin" on the front and "Club Pastor" on the back.
That would just suggest you want to bum 'em

Pastor ≠ Priest.

knell · Post by **knell** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:39 am

teamhobson wrote:If I'm holding a pint of water, and someone turns round looking like they've just jumped in the shower, they are getting a drink. I honestly can't not offer them it. Can't say I've ever had someone look at me funny for it either, just good club etiquette innit

water and a bit of airflow and im ready to dance for days

fergus222 · Post by **fergus222** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:50 am

Yeah spot on

teamhobson · Post by **teamhobson** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:02 am

garethom wrote:
teamhobson wrote:If I'm holding a pint of water, and someone turns round looking like they've just jumped in the shower, they are getting a drink. I honestly can't not offer them it. Can't say I've ever had someone look at me funny for it either, just good club etiquette innit
gotta be honest, would just assume you're trying to drug me

Ive never considered it might look like that. When you're rinsed it probably seems worth the risk haha.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:24 am

Should add,

If you've never gone to an outdoor or taken drugs, this does not give you the right to take all your clothes off and dance around with your underpants on accosting female dancers.
And then proceeding to pass out at the toilets in your jocks.

exfox · Post by **exfox** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:24 am

Electric_Head wrote:Should add,

If you've never gone to an outdoor or taken drugs, this does not give you the right to take all your clothes off and dance around with your underpants on accosting female dancers.
And then proceeding to pass out at the toilets in your jocks.

anything involving being shirtless/clothless = not class

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