Shit claims to fame

[wobbles]

i use to bang a girl who went to school with a kid whos dad invented EZ pass

use to work with a guy whos wife got hit on by derek jeter

use to take italian food orders for Vinny Testaverdes mom

i know a guy who knew a guy who was related to a guy whos aunt use to have an affair with a guy who

seriously tho, my dad invented the grandma pizza(with a few other italian guys)

[dickman69]

use to work with a guy whos wife got hit on by derek jeter

did he leave her an autograph ball?

also anytime i hear Vinny Testaverde i think of jacky jasper saying "Vinny Testaverde style tossin' balls dirty" on this one kool keith track

[_TraX_]

Oh Lamb of God held the door open for me

[funjamin]

I met J Mascis, loads of celebs have come into my work (including Keanu Reeves, Matt Le Blanc and Cameron Diaz), in a previous job I served Brian May, Joe Cole, John Terry, Eamonn Holmes.

Yeah those are pretty shit.

[hutyluty]

pete waterman bought me a pie

i never asked him about how he invented dubstep though

[Phigure]

back by popular demand

she [mckayla maroney] lives about 10 minutes away from me, ive never gotten to know her but we have a lot of mutual friends

edit: a call to bring back the shitty claims to fame thread?

[RightOnTime27]

One of the night desk receptionists at my dorm used to be Chief Keef's ass

[chekov]

was on the same eurostar as arnold schwarzenegger this past summer, only realised cos there was loads of journos and extra security at st pancras
wasn't sure who it was at first, he's loads shorter than you'd think

also one of my mates' families started cadbury's chocolate. his side of the family broke off from the company ages ago but i think his grandma still gets a box of chocolate every year as part of her pension

[ezza]

Diplo took me and my friend out with his crew after we were playing on the same line up in brum

[volcanogeorge]

i got a taxi with space dimension controller the other day

[PinUp]

I met Levi Roots at a jah shaka dance

[cryptical]

fist bumped congo natty

[wubstep]

Bunned up in di green room with Lee Scratch Perry & The Upsetters a few weeks back, surreal.

Daddy Freddy came onto (no) my girlfriend last year too, he wanted a "nice english gurl to keep 'im warhm"

[Terpit]

Watched TV and had a few drinks with Fearless and Bassman under the least cool circumstances possible, my mum works with Fearless's sister

[mikey_g]

sold a house to danny graham last week

[teamhobson]

Kevin Spacey came on to my mate when he was doing his stage show in London. My mate is a guy...

[garethom]

my dad bought a leather jacket off boy george's shop from the oasis market in the bullring.

[JTMMusicuk]

i indirectly booked a car for rachel stevens from s club 7

[kidshuffle]

bret hart came into my restaurant once; his daughter is a regular and i never knew it

i may have already said that

[mks]

I recorded Richie Spice in my bedroom once.