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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by noam » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:00 pm

JizzMan wrote:slightly off-topic, but I was wondering: would you say the current occupations and conflicts you see in the Middle East as like a modern day version of colonialism? because it all does seem like nations trying to acquire more power for an empire-like status, using religion as an excuse... which is pretty much what a lot of traditional colonialism was based on with the power of the Church, wasnt it?
it costs a lot to support an MEDC

it costs a hell of a lot more to support the largest MEDC in the world

supporting a way of life so economically expensive is not an easy job, its not just about colonialism, its that its impossible to support a nation that size that spends more than 50% of the global expenditure on arms, on its own military then you start seeing how its a necessity for them to control entire regions, entire economies

oil for example, isn't so all the oil in the middle east can be shipped back to america, its been discussed on here numerous times how america gets its oil domestically and from south america. Its so they can control where the oil goes generally, oil powers nations economies, and the price of oil controls how much money a country can make, and how much influence it can exert.

it is colonialism but in a different way than british colonialism which was imperialistic, about conquering and wiping out indigenous society and replacing it with our own. its colonialism designed to install institutions of control.

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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by dickman69 » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:11 pm

anytime either side offers up a compromise the other side shuts it down

so just let them bicker like children about it
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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by leyenda » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:15 pm

Add an extra chapter to each of their holy texts explaining that they all have to be friends before they can get into heaven. Or piss off Israel so they can unite in their hatred of the West.
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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by mIrReN » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:17 pm

noam wrote:
mIrReN wrote:
nowaysj wrote:
mIrReN wrote:
noam wrote: lol hadn't read that yet


nowaysj, which nation are you implying
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_st ... ar_weapons

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Israel is nuclear armed.
more aimed towards the no respect for human life part.

China/India/Pakistan/NKorea/Russia
and the only country which has used one on actual people

or did you leave them out on purpose?
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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:17 pm

leyenda303 wrote:Add an extra chapter to each of their holy texts explaining that they all have to be friends before they can get into heaven. Or piss off Israel so they can unite in their hatred of the West.
everything in this is just LOL

best post in here so far.
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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by noam » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:18 pm

rayman612 wrote:anytime either side offers up a compromise the other side shuts it down

so just let them bicker like children about it
not totally what goes on i dont think

the wikileaks documents released called 'the palestine papers' illustrate the stance of Israel and by proxy the USA towards any negotiation, bear in mind US is meant to be an unbiased mediator in these talks

you can see in these, how basically the Palestinians were offering everything but the kitchen sink, and Israel and the US basically stuck two fingers up at them

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/ja ... concession

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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by Jizz » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:30 pm

noam wrote:
JizzMan wrote:slightly off-topic, but I was wondering: would you say the current occupations and conflicts you see in the Middle East as like a modern day version of colonialism? because it all does seem like nations trying to acquire more power for an empire-like status, using religion as an excuse... which is pretty much what a lot of traditional colonialism was based on with the power of the Church, wasnt it?
it costs a lot to support an MEDC

it costs a hell of a lot more to support the largest MEDC in the world

supporting a way of life so economically expensive is not an easy job, its not just about colonialism, its that its impossible to support a nation that size that spends more than 50% of the global expenditure on arms, on its own military then you start seeing how its a necessity for them to control entire regions, entire economies

oil for example, isn't so all the oil in the middle east can be shipped back to america, its been discussed on here numerous times how america gets its oil domestically and from south america. Its so they can control where the oil goes generally, oil powers nations economies, and the price of oil controls how much money a country can make, and how much influence it can exert.

it is colonialism but in a different way than british colonialism which was imperialistic, about conquering and wiping out indigenous society and replacing it with our own. its colonialism designed to install institutions of control.
good point, lot more critical than the way I was thinking about it aha

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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by Dystinkt » Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:28 am

this whole thing seems to me like a small kid winding up a bigger kid in the playground then when the bigger kid retaliates the little kid cries and everyone says to the big kid 'YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER YOU LITTLE FUCK'

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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by wilson » Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:59 am

Cheeky wrote:this whole thing seems to me like a small kid winding up a bigger kid in the playground then when the bigger kid retaliates the little kid cries and everyone says to the big kid 'YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER YOU LITTLE FUCK'
Hamas are a bit like an ignoble version of this guy:

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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:01 am

could we get all the middle-eastern leaders together in a room & give them a fuckload of MDMA
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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by Laszlo » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:14 am

Cheeky wrote:this whole thing seems to me like a small kid winding up a bigger kid in the playground then when the bigger kid retaliates the little kid cries and everyone says to the big kid 'YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER YOU LITTLE FUCK'
It's more like -
Small kid is asked to let the big kid share their toys
Small kid agrees
Big kid takes the toys and wont let the small kid play with them
Small kid plucks up the courage to hit the big kid and in doing so bloodies his nose
Big kid cuts the small kids feet off

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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by SCope13 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:25 am

Nevalo wrote:could we get all the middle-eastern leaders together in a room & give them a fuckload of MDMA
Could be the only realistic way out of this that doesn't involve killing thousands of people.
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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by alfreton audio » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:32 am

Laszlo wrote:
Cheeky wrote:this whole thing seems to me like a small kid winding up a bigger kid in the playground then when the bigger kid retaliates the little kid cries and everyone says to the big kid 'YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER YOU LITTLE FUCK'
It's more like -
Small kid is asked to let the big kid share their toys
Small kid agrees
Big kid takes the toys and wont let the small kid play with them
Small kid plucks up the courage to hit the big kid and in doing so bloodies his nose
Big kid cuts the small kids feet off
except, in this case all the teachers, adults & headmasters have the big kids back and are saying "we support you and your beat down of the small kid"

its a fucked up world we live in.

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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by pkay » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:40 am

Laszlo wrote:
Cheeky wrote:this whole thing seems to me like a small kid winding up a bigger kid in the playground then when the bigger kid retaliates the little kid cries and everyone says to the big kid 'YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER YOU LITTLE FUCK'
It's more like -
Small kid is asked to let the big kid share their toys
Small kid agrees
Big kid takes the toys and wont let the small kid play with them
Small kid plucks up the courage to hit the big kid and in doing so bloodies his nose
Big kid cuts the small kids feet off

it's more like Kid A was put in a concentration camp by angry germans
Kid A's parents were killed, all his possessions taken, and he was punched in the dick
An adult comes along and gives him a toy
He finds out the toy belonged to another kid
Later the other adults insist you give the toy back to kid b
Kid A doesn't want to give up his toy
The original adult supports Kid A because he doesn't want to admit he's a terrible fucking adult
Instead of the adults figuring out a compromise they watch Kid A and Kid B fight over the toy fucking them both up severely
Other adults talk about the Kids fighting ignoring the fact that none of this happens if the adults around them weren't fucking assholes

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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by Laszlo » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:42 am

nah i like my version better

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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by leyenda » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:48 am

So the solution is to find a new toy to distract one of the kids. A buzz lightyear to stop the fighting over woody.
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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:49 am

ok

lets get 2 teams:

a Palestinian team
&
an Israeli team

play a game of cricket

winner decides how to split the land up (under the condition that theres no more death/killings)
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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by leyenda » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:52 am

Nevalo wrote:ok

lets get 2 teams:

a Palestinian team
&
an Israeli team

play a game of cricket

winner decides how to split the land up (under the condition that theres no more death/killings)
Surprised this wasn't what they did after the second world war considering it was British colonial land.
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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by Genevieve » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:52 am

pkay wrote:
Laszlo wrote:
Cheeky wrote:this whole thing seems to me like a small kid winding up a bigger kid in the playground then when the bigger kid retaliates the little kid cries and everyone says to the big kid 'YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER YOU LITTLE FUCK'
It's more like -
Small kid is asked to let the big kid share their toys
Small kid agrees
Big kid takes the toys and wont let the small kid play with them
Small kid plucks up the courage to hit the big kid and in doing so bloodies his nose
Big kid cuts the small kids feet off

it's more like Kid A was put in a concentration camp by angry germans
Kid A's parents were killed, all his possessions taken, and he was punched in the dick
An adult comes along and gives him a toy
He finds out the toy belonged to another kid
Later the other adults insist you give the toy back to kid b
Kid A doesn't want to give up his toy
The original adult supports Kid A because he doesn't want to admit he's a terrible fucking adult
Instead of the adults figuring out a compromise they watch Kid A and Kid B fight over the toy fucking them both up severely
Other adults talk about the Kids fighting ignoring the fact that none of this happens if the adults around them weren't fucking assholes
This is why this whole situation is fucking complicated. Everyone is involved, even Radiohead.
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Re: Confused by Israel Situation

Post by SCope13 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:55 am

Genevieve wrote:
pkay wrote:
Laszlo wrote:
Cheeky wrote:this whole thing seems to me like a small kid winding up a bigger kid in the playground then when the bigger kid retaliates the little kid cries and everyone says to the big kid 'YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER YOU LITTLE FUCK'
It's more like -
Small kid is asked to let the big kid share their toys
Small kid agrees
Big kid takes the toys and wont let the small kid play with them
Small kid plucks up the courage to hit the big kid and in doing so bloodies his nose
Big kid cuts the small kids feet off

it's more like Kid A was put in a concentration camp by angry germans
Kid A's parents were killed, all his possessions taken, and he was punched in the dick
An adult comes along and gives him a toy
He finds out the toy belonged to another kid
Later the other adults insist you give the toy back to kid b
Kid A doesn't want to give up his toy
The original adult supports Kid A because he doesn't want to admit he's a terrible fucking adult
Instead of the adults figuring out a compromise they watch Kid A and Kid B fight over the toy fucking them both up severely
Other adults talk about the Kids fighting ignoring the fact that none of this happens if the adults around them weren't fucking assholes
This is why this whole situation is fucking complicated. Everyone is involved, even Radiohead.
Yeah I saw Kid A and immediately thought it was going to be an analogy involving Radiohead. I was disappointed.
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