First World Problems

[Electric_Head]

I'm here for 8 hrs a day lace.
You got something for me to do?
If it involves making copious amounts of money, I'm in.
If anyone wants something designed in Catia, Inventor or Autocad, let me know

[Sexual_Chocolate]

does that extend to me? but free?

i need some engineering on a roof

[Electric_Head]

Let me know what you need.
Free only extends to like the first Rand.
Everything after that is 200% more than you'd like to pay.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

[wub]

Oh, we competing now with how many hours a day we're working?



Don't even step

[Johnlenham]

My job is so so so sooooo laid back and easy.
The problem is it also means its boring as fuck most of the time.
On one hand Im glad im not outside unloading artic lorrys in the pissing rain, on the other Im sat staring at DSF doing nothing.

[LACE]

yeah, we're competing and i win. it's the only way i can validate being here for so long. =D

yeah EH i've got work for you. gather some info on the new patient..clarify any orders for meds. go around and do a quick safety check (iv hanging correctly, oxygen in use, all ordered equipment in place, check on pain levels or any main concerns.

discuss with the CNA the key aspects of care they'll be needing.. ( turn q2h VS q2h, fall levels etc.) now re round and complete the patient assessment. chart it

thanks. i knew you'd be there for me.

i'm gonna go finish muh bagel

[Electric_Head]

Can I do all of that over the phone?
How do you take the temperature over the phone?
Phone upa the butt?

[LACE]

hmmm.

oh, i see the problem now

[Electric_Head]

You're not actually a nurse?

[LACE]

you're not actually in iceland =/

[wub]

None of this is real! Head down to the cellar Ma, storms a coming!

[LACE]

''I CAANN'T HOLD IT!''

then the dad blows away. you know..twister

[Electric_Head]

you're not actually in iceland =/

How did you know?

[LACE]

i don't know, i just thought you'd be here by now. so i just sat down, thought about it real hard, and came to that conclusion

[wub]

My free iPad is only 16Gb

[Sexual_Chocolate]

My free iPad is only 16Gb

clearly this is more than just a FWP....

i think you should just let it go

(eg mail it to me)

that will make you feel better.

[Lucifa]

My job is so so so sooooo laid back and easy.
The problem is it also means its boring as fuck most of the time.
On one hand Im glad im not outside unloading artic lorrys in the pissing rain, on the other Im sat staring at DSF doing nothing.

i can relate to this

my job involves two tasks that takes up about hour half of my day MAX., despite this theyve extended my contract for another 3 months. i just want to turn around ask why, WHY, WHY ARE YOU EMPLOYING ME FOR THIS??

im glad to have a job and all, but ffs, there must be more to working life. i just want to be a farmer, or fisherman or something. Out at sea with a synth and laptop in my cabin.

[Hircine]

My free iPad is only 16Gb

Send it to me so I can wear it on my head like a crown.

[wub]

my job involves two tasks that takes up about hour half of my day MAX., despite this theyve extended my contract for another 3 months. i just want to turn around ask why, WHY, WHY ARE YOU EMPLOYING ME FOR THIS??