The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[jayladders]

its ok one time i was chopping onions then went and picked jalapeno seeds out of the jalepeno with my fingers then rubbed my eyes

I eat jalapeños nearly every day, so one day I was cooking something at my mates house with jalapeños and he told me a story about how he made jalapeños stuffed with cheese, didnt wash his hands then fingered his gf. Apparently it was excruciating

[jayladders]

Pissed off because my insomnia loop is at it's peak. I'm literally nocturnal and have had barely any human contact in days. I'm tired, hungry and yet nauseous. A girl is coming to see me later but ill be too tired to be of interest, if I'm even awake. Roll on 1 week ahead where I'm up in the day and can get back to sorting things out

Also my shoulder is fucked up. Really stings when I move at a certain angle. Must go to doctor if persists

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Pissed off because my insomnia loop is at it's peak. I'm literally nocturnal and have had barely any human contact in days. I'm tired, hungry and yet nauseous. A girl is coming to see me later but ill be too tired to be of interest, if I'm even awake. Roll on 1 week ahead where I'm up in the day and can get back to sorting things out

Also my shoulder is fucked up. Really stings when I move at a certain angle. Must go to doctor if persists

just put it in her bum.

[jayladders]

Pissed off because my insomnia loop is at it's peak. I'm literally nocturnal and have had barely any human contact in days. I'm tired, hungry and yet nauseous. A girl is coming to see me later but ill be too tired to be of interest, if I'm even awake. Roll on 1 week ahead where I'm up in the day and can get back to sorting things out

Also my shoulder is fucked up. Really stings when I move at a certain angle. Must go to doctor if persists

just put it in her bum.

Requires so much more effort than the standard. Will probably just lay in bed and let her play Xbox but make it out to be really generous of me so she doesn't feel bored as fuck

[Electric_Head]

Just tell her you're feeling vulnerable and would like to cuddle.
Bitches love vulnerability.

[garethom]

my friends hated it when i said pass the dutchie on the left hand side

Musical Youth claim that they're referring to one of these: http://www.malikstores.co.uk/product_de ... tem_id=841, and not a fat doob.

Will probably just lay in bed and let her play Xbox but make it out to be really generous of me so she doesn't feel bored as fuck

Yes, very generous.

[jayladders]

Alas, twas a joke



Only I'm allowed on my Xbox

[chekov]

used to call them bujus or boons sometimes

thats a bit racist lol

is it?

was short for booner

[Phigure]

my friends hated it when i said pass the dutchie on the left hand side

Musical Youth claim that they're referring to one of these: http://www.malikstores.co.uk/product_de ... tem_id=841, and not a fat doob.

correct

they basically covered this song and changed kutchie to dutchie


ironically it ended up being a drug reference anyways: blunts wrapped in dutch masters

[Sexual_Chocolate]

used to call them bujus or boons sometimes

thats a bit racist lol

is it?

was short for booner

hahah, well round these ways you wouldnt say boon around a person of colour

[PinUp]

out to all the lost spliffs

Big up the driving while smoking massive and the fuck you wind for stealing my joint massive.

Been there

[Forum]

out to all the lost spliffs

Big up the driving while smoking massive and the fuck you wind for stealing my joint massive.

Been there

just as bad as drink drivers imo

[Electric_Head]

Can you even drive?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

eh

when i was regular smoker, getting high was the norm. i found it hard to drive sober, but gimmie a cone & id be fine.

[Electric_Head]

Driving high is normal.
But for each his own.

[Forum]

Predictable response on this forum

[Electric_Head]

You're trying to get a rise out of us.
No point in continuing with this debate really.

[dickman69]

just as bad as drink drivers imo

but its not

http://healthland.time.com/2011/12/02/w ... ic-deaths/

[Forum]

Theres only one person here i enjoy getiing a rise out of and i havn't seen him recently

[Forum]

Everyone in the office keeps asking me to convert files into pdf for them, ive told them all about 500 times how to do it, everyone's computer is exactly the same