Parrots Everywhere Hate EDM

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The One Type of Music That All Parrots Everywhere Despise

Parrots obviously have a keen ear, as their incredible skills in mimicry attest. This caused researchers in the U.K. to wonder if they have certain preferences when it comes to music. As their resulting study shows, parrots' taste in music varies from individual to individual. But one thing was made perfectly clear: they hate electronic dance music, across the board.

Biologists studying African grey parrots found that they all enjoyed rock and folk music and "danced" along by bobbing their heads. One preferred soothing "middle of the road" music, while another enjoyed pop. But when exposed to electronic dance music, they were left "distressed."

The Telegraph elaborates:

The research initially involved three parrots, Léo, Zoé and Shango, being played a series of "rhythmic" songs, including tunes by U2, UB40 and Joan Baez.

They all appeared to enjoy this and were observed dancing and singing along, with excited calls and human words.

They also listened to several cantatas by Bach which appeared to relax them, encouraging them to rest and preen themselves.

The two male parrots - Léo and Shango - then took part in a second trial in which a touch-screen monitor was left in their cage, with two large buttons, which could be pressed by the birds' beaks and which activated a 15-second segment of two different songs: either I Don't Feel like Dancing, by the pop group Scissor Sisters, or the more soothing La Petite Fille de la Mer by Vangelis.

The touch screen was left in their cages for a month, and they could select the music any time they wished. And in fact, between them, they each settled on one song, Léo consistently choosing the Scissor Sisters and Shango opting for Vangelis. And between them, they played the two songs more than 1,400 times over the course of the month.

But at the other side of the scale, they detested bands like the Prodigy and Chemical Brothers — which caused them to scream in a distressed, scared way. "The electronic dance music was not appropriate for them," said the researchers.

[exfox]

hmm result probably would have been different if they had listened to the tunes on a system

[mks]

They like Gangnam Style though...

[dickman69]

hmm result probably would have been different if they had listened to the tunes on a system

lold HARD

[hasezwei]

They like Gangnam Style though...

lost it at hey sexy lady

but parrots not liking the prodigy makes sense. its very stressful and loud music, probably scary.
i mean come on you wouldnt play smack my bitch up to a child that can barely speak in complete sentences, i dont think parrots get the appeal of dark/aggressive music and thats probably for the best. i like my parrots innocent and friendly.

[siperdellyeer]

i mean come on you wouldnt play smack my bitch up to a child that can barely speak in complete sentences.

why not?

[hasezwei]

i mean come on you wouldnt play smack my bitch up to a child that can barely speak in complete sentences.

why not?

no idea it just doesnt feel right

thats coming from someone who's been listening to acid house and techno when he was still in the womb though so i guess it can't be that bad

regarding the parrots didnt zomby say that when he writes tunes he makes them so his parrot sings along? last time i checked zomby was electronic dance music

[mks]

But at the other side of the scale, they detested bands like the Prodigy and Chemical Brothers — which caused them to scream in a distressed, scared way. "The electronic dance music was not appropriate for them," said the researchers.

I would probably scream in a distressed, scared way as well if was was subjected to the Prodigy and the Chemical Brothers.

The parrots would probably get down to some deep house.

[dickman69]

yea this sound like some vice mythbusters psuedoscience bullshit

even this mangy flea bird loves dubstep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2T99XkgO9s

or is that him crying for help

[mks]

They apparently are really into show tunes.

[zerbaman]

i mean come on you wouldnt play smack my bitch up to a child that can barely speak in complete sentences.

why not?

no idea it just doesnt feel right

thats coming from someone who's been listening to acid house and techno when he was still in the womb though so i guess it can't be that bad

regarding the parrots didnt zomby say that when he writes tunes he makes them so his parrot sings along? last time i checked zomby was electronic dance music

Do you really know that he has a parrot though?
That whole scenario sounds dubious to me.

[Shum]

http://blackdownsoundboy.blogspot.co.nz ... -tuff.html

[zerbaman]

No, you don't get it.
Anyone can sit at a computer and tell you they own a fucking parrot.

[kingGhost]

the thread could have ended with this image

[hifi]

No, you don't get it.
Anyone can sit at a computer and tell you they own a fucking parrot.

lol