The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Lye_Form]

uk ting.

i actually dont mind mc's, not a fan of people who toast (other than pokes, he 'hits the spot' )

Unless he is drunk and starts singing.

[gwa]

bitches texting me whilst i read.

fuck off bitch I'm trying to read!

[skell1ngton777]

actually i always hated MCs at jungle or dnb raves too

tfb there were a lot of shitty mcs around in those days

[gwa]

GQ and andy c worked well.

bassman and ekaman were tits tho

[skell1ngton777]

lol bassman

he just made stupid noises half the time

[PinUp]

T_! is fucking jokes when he hosts a set, I don't mind MC's at a rave but 'low it on radio.

Shouts to Mighty Moe for ruining the Sin City takeover on GetDarker

[cryptical]

this guy's the definition of tnuc



takes a lot to make piers morgan look reasonable

i find it hard to believe this guy isn't a character loooool
when he starts doing the british accent towards the end, dead.

[Lye_Form]

this guy's the definition of tnuc



takes a lot to make piers morgan look reasonable

i find it hard to believe this guy isn't a character loooool
when he starts doing the British accent towards the end, dead.

hahaha

"how many great white sharks are there?"
"how many chimpanzees can dance on the head of a pin?"

Someone please shoot this tnuc.

Amazing.

[faultier]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20968076

As much as half of the world's food, amounting to two billion tonnes worth, is wasted, a UK-based report has claimed.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

booty call gone wrong

[magma]

booty call gone wrong

Her Mum picked up and you didn't recognise the voice?

[Electric_Head]

He was probably being all gross as well.
Breathing heavily and trying to find out the color of her knickers.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

she came over and started to ask questions like "so where is 'this' going"

i told her straight up "no where, im not interested in anything etc..."

she then proceeded to wake everyone in the house by going ape shit, throwing my dvds & aftershave bottles at me

pretty sure i have a bruised testicle

[Electric_Head]

oh right.
She wanted a serious friend and you wanted a friend to seriously relieve your ball ache.

[dickman69]

eh u sound extra grumpy

what has rustled your jimmies

[Lye_Form]

she came over and started to ask questions like "so where is 'this' going"

i told her straight up "no where, im not interested in anything etc..."

she then proceeded to wake everyone in the house by going ape shit, throwing my dvds & aftershave bottles at me

pretty sure i have a bruised testicle

You did it wrong.

Tell her you love her, then tag her along for as long as you can just with bootycalls before hitting on her best mate.

Its the gentlemanly thing to do.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

oh right.
She wanted a serious friend and you wanted a friend to seriously relieve your ball ache.

pretty much.

now i have a double ache in my plums.

rip grandchildren

[arktrix45hz]

I've only ever enjoyed an MC at a Dnb night.
He was spitting some awesome bars over some raunchy, aggressive music.
Perfect combo.

As mentioned, Strategy....SPMC, Codebreaker, etc etc. DNB scene has way, way better emcee's.

[Mason]

whole shadow demon coalition are badbois

'alan shearer, pussy wanker'

[magma]

she came over and started to ask questions like "so where is 'this' going"

i told her straight up "no where, im not interested in anything etc..."

she then proceeded to wake everyone in the house by going ape shit, throwing my dvds & aftershave bottles at me

pretty sure i have a bruised testicle

Let this serve as a lesson to the young'uns around here... settle on terms of engagement BEFORE inviting her over!