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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by grillis » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:21 am

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Post by garethom » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:32 am

what the fuck

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Post by Lye_Form » Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:44 am

What if you fell in love with someone, they were perfect, you wouldn't change a thing about them, you connected in every way, what if 1 day they went out to work and you went out and sat and waited for them with no where to go, after work the girl you love so much got a cab home and passed 2 people she thought were friends (Jamie dry bough and Ruari Anderson) she stopped the cab and asked what they were up to, they had no where to go so she invited them over to hers, when they got to hers they went to her room, Jamie offered your love a line of k. She didn't know what would come next. After doing the line of k she felt like she needed water and felt low energy so she went to her bed. Ruari got up close next to her and started touching her breast and thighs. He took off his pants Jamie did the same. Jamie forced his dick into her mouth and Ruari stuck his dick in her pussy. Jamie forced her to gag on his dick until they both came in her. She asked them to stop but they told her that she would not see me again if she refused to co operate. Ruari didn't like her objecting so he injected her in her upper thigh with ketamine. They then sat around in her room smoking crystal meth. Jaime got a load of pick n mix gummy sweets and stuck it in her arse. She was made to shit it out and then they force fed her demanding her to swallow all. Ruari used his phone to take photos and videos. Jamie then fucked her up the arse and made her suck the shit off his dick. He choked her til she vomited. They kept her paralysed under ketamine for 3 injections around 6 hours. She couldn't move at all. They inserted many things into her from around her room. She shit her self. They collected her shit up and told her to lick it then eat it. They shoved her face into a pile of her shit. Jamie sat his face on her and they forced her mouth open. He then shit into her mouth. They made her swallow it all and chew it until finished, they left her under a k dose unable to move in the middle of her bed crying. What would you do if that was your girlfriend the girl you loved with all your heart. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO TO THOSE FUCKING GUYS???
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Phigure » Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:46 am

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What if you fell in love with someone, they were perfect, you wouldn't change a thing about them, you connected in every way, what if 1 day they went out to work and you went out and sat and waited for them with no where to go, after work the girl you love so much got a cab home and passed 2 people she thought were friends (Jamie dry bough and Ruari Anderson) she stopped the cab and asked what they were up to, they had no where to go so she invited them over to hers, when they got to hers they went to her room, Jamie offered your love a line of k. She didn't know what would come next. After doing the line of k she felt like she needed water and felt low energy so she went to her bed. Ruari got up close next to her and started touching her breast and thighs. He took off his pants Jamie did the same. Jamie forced his dick into her mouth and Ruari stuck his dick in her pussy. Jamie forced her to gag on his dick until they both came in her. She asked them to stop but they told her that she would not see me again if she refused to co operate. Ruari didn't like her objecting so he injected her in her upper thigh with ketamine. They then sat around in her room smoking crystal meth. Jaime got a load of pick n mix gummy sweets and stuck it in her arse. She was made to shit it out and then they force fed her demanding her to swallow all. Ruari used his phone to take photos and videos. Jamie then fucked her up the arse and made her suck the shit off his dick. He choked her til she vomited. They kept her paralysed under ketamine for 3 injections around 6 hours. She couldn't move at all. They inserted many things into her from around her room. She shit her self. They collected her shit up and told her to lick it then eat it. They shoved her face into a pile of her shit. Jamie sat his face on her and they forced her mouth open. He then shit into her mouth. They made her swallow it all and chew it until finished, they left her under a k dose unable to move in the middle of her bed crying. What would you do if that was your girlfriend the girl you loved with all your heart. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO TO THOSE FUCKING GUYS???
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Post by Lye_Form » Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:54 am

Phigure wrote:
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What if you fell in love with someone, they were perfect, you wouldn't change a thing about them, you connected in every way, what if 1 day they went out to work and you went out and sat and waited for them with no where to go, after work the girl you love so much got a cab home and passed 2 people she thought were friends (Jamie dry bough and Ruari Anderson) she stopped the cab and asked what they were up to, they had no where to go so she invited them over to hers, when they got to hers they went to her room, Jamie offered your love a line of k. She didn't know what would come next. After doing the line of k she felt like she needed water and felt low energy so she went to her bed. Ruari got up close next to her and started touching her breast and thighs. He took off his pants Jamie did the same. Jamie forced his dick into her mouth and Ruari stuck his dick in her pussy. Jamie forced her to gag on his dick until they both came in her. She asked them to stop but they told her that she would not see me again if she refused to co operate. Ruari didn't like her objecting so he injected her in her upper thigh with ketamine. They then sat around in her room smoking crystal meth. Jaime got a load of pick n mix gummy sweets and stuck it in her arse. She was made to shit it out and then they force fed her demanding her to swallow all. Ruari used his phone to take photos and videos. Jamie then fucked her up the arse and made her suck the shit off his dick. He choked her til she vomited. They kept her paralysed under ketamine for 3 injections around 6 hours. She couldn't move at all. They inserted many things into her from around her room. She shit her self. They collected her shit up and told her to lick it then eat it. They shoved her face into a pile of her shit. Jamie sat his face on her and they forced her mouth open. He then shit into her mouth. They made her swallow it all and chew it until finished, they left her under a k dose unable to move in the middle of her bed crying. What would you do if that was your girlfriend the girl you loved with all your heart. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO TO THOSE FUCKING GUYS???
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:59 am

who the fuck posts that shit on fb?

sounds like a 4chan troll.
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Post by Lye_Form » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:05 am

Nevalo wrote:who the fuck posts that shit on fb?

sounds like a 4chan troll.
some of the 4chan trolls are amazing tho.

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Post by Phigure » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:14 am

her left boob is lookin good
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kingldub wrote:This appeared in my news feed

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by mIrReN » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:41 am

yes, we can all see that :D
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Post by Lye_Form » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:43 am

kingldub wrote:This appeared in my news feed

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... =1&theater
Nah its cool, he didn't know that it was wrong to rape a 13 year old girl. Plus he did pray after he raped her so not a big deal.
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by ezza » Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:57 pm

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Lye_Form » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:07 pm

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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by chekov » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:57 pm

what the fuck (this was aimed at lye form's post)
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Post by Doozle » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:14 pm

I like that one hah

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by dickman69 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:17 pm

yeah it definitely wasnt

in 1986 u wouldntve been able to take a wild elephant into a zoo, especially a zoo in fucking chicago
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