The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[BonerJams04]

y were u on ur phone in the shower

taking a video m8?

nah m8
it was in my swimming bag.

[hifi]

forgetting to stretch, it being too late and i'm too tired , i sleep it off. then repeat the next day. sooo forgetful.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

having a nostalgic moment with an old friend. kinda depressing looking back at who i was, everything has just gone way downhill.

[Lye_Form]

having a nostalgic moment with an old friend. kinda depressing looking back at who i was, everything has just gone way downhill.

Even the mona lisa's falling apart

[Phigure]

having a nostalgic moment with an old friend. kinda depressing looking back at who i was, everything has just gone way downhill.

well the first step to patching things up is recognizing what you want to fix

[wonga]

My house mate is the biggest cock tease

she's literally naked all day

tbf this could go in the happy thread

[Phigure]

see the happy thread and follow the same instructions given to magma

[Liam92]

Leaving uni work till the last minute as always and got a meeting with my advisor this afternoon

[Forum]

Leaving uni work till the last minute as always and got a meeting with my advisor this afternoon

I had one of those, they just give a speech about the amount of work you should be doing in free time and threaten to put you on probation if it happens again

[Liam92]

Leaving uni work till the last minute as always and got a meeting with my advisor this afternoon

I had one of those, they just give a speech about the amount of work you should be doing in free time and threaten to put you on probation if it happens again

It's just to discuss how my project's going, got feedback months ago on my first 1000 words and cos I'm a tnuc I've barely looked at it, just can't be arsed getting bitched at. I'll get it done, I always do.

[wonga]

see the happy thread and follow the same instructions given to magma

aha nice

but seriously, she really is

we went to see ben ufo this saturday and she was all over me

then when i woke up she jumped in my bed half naked cus she said she was on a pretty bad comedown n just needed to be with someone

& i know these things sound like the obvious awnser is to just fuck her but i really don't think she knows shes doing it & is just a pretty forward 'cuddly' person in general

plus if it went wrong i'd have to live with her for another 5 months

she's so hot

[Phigure]

it sounds like she wants it but yeah, it's probably not worth it in case things go sour

or she thinks youre gay

[Sexual_Chocolate]

my mate used to live with 3 other girls exactly like that.

he learned the hardway... dont fuck your flatmates, always ends in tears.

[Terpit]

she thinks youre gay

[wub]

dont fuck your flatmates, always ends in tears.

Should've used more lube.

[PinUp]

she thinks youre gay

but yeah she probably does.

Why don't you get in her bed next time you've got a comedown, see what she says.

[Electric_Head]

she doesn't think you're gay, she knows it batty wonga.

To be fair your clothes don't scream masculinity

[wonga]

ah whatever guys

im gay hahahaha


dicks

[magma]

Sounds like an old housemate of mine. I ended up fucking her and then spending the next 2 years trying to work out how to break up with her.

Tread carefully.

Also... is wonga Agent 47 or are things about to get confusing?

[Lye_Form]

Sounds like an old housemate of mine. I ended up fucking her and then spending the next 2 years trying to work out how to break up with her.

2 years? Mate could have just shat the bed one night and been done with it.