The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Phigure]

3 types of okcupid messages now

1) "hi"
2) sex pests
3) "philosophers" trying to "checkmate" me in arguments about as-fucking-strology

misanthropy is the only ethical attitude towards humanity

hi

Hi.

EY YO GURL LEMME HOLLA AT YA. U WANT SUM FUK?

sploosh

[noam]

new girlfriend and i had an argument yesterday morning, i called her to sort it out, ended up having an amazing day with her catchin joke eatin nice food, drinkin expensive cocktails in nice bars, ended up telling each other that we were basically falling in love with each other

this morning i acted like a stubborn prick and hurt her feelings and we split up

head is in biscuits now

sad noam

That is basically the plot to every single romcom ive ever watched.
tell her u were being a dick and you meant everything last night and hopefully she'll see u for the complex being u are and not the snyde hot/cold joker ur actions have led to percieve u to be.

If vince vaughn has taught me anything its that thisll work.

i vince vaughn'd it to fuck and the ending was jubilant

[syrup]

3 types of okcupid messages now

1) "hi"
2) sex pests
3) "philosophers" trying to "checkmate" me in arguments about as-fucking-strology

misanthropy is the only ethical attitude towards humanity

hi

Hi.

EY YO GURL LEMME HOLLA AT YA. U WANT SUM FUK?

[Phigure]

new girlfriend and i had an argument yesterday morning, i called her to sort it out, ended up having an amazing day with her catchin joke eatin nice food, drinkin expensive cocktails in nice bars, ended up telling each other that we were basically falling in love with each other

this morning i acted like a stubborn prick and hurt her feelings and we split up

head is in biscuits now

sad noam

That is basically the plot to every single romcom ive ever watched.
tell her u were being a dick and you meant everything last night and hopefully she'll see u for the complex being u are and not the snyde hot/cold joker ur actions have led to percieve u to be.

If vince vaughn has taught me anything its that thisll work.

i vince vaughn'd it to fuck and the ending was jubilant

all hail vince vaughn

[Forum]

Worst actor ever?

[noam]

colin farrell...

[Sexual_Chocolate]

keanu reeves

[Forum]

Both of them have at least been in good films, not sure Vaughn has..

[wub]

Both of them have at least been in good films, not sure Vaughn has..

[butter_man]

ayy for vince.

came in to talk trash about my shit pancakes, but ayy vaughney

[noam]

Both of them have at least been in good films, not sure Vaughn has..

anchorman

old school

[Forum]

Both of them have at least been in good films, not sure Vaughn has..

anchorman

old school

Hmm maybe. Christian Slater beats all three anyway

[Terpit]

obviously, noone is worse than this man

[wub]

Hmm maybe. Christian Slater beats all three anyway

[Johoosh]

Worst actor ever?

This lop

[Liam92]

colin farrell...

[Forum]

Not forgetting

[Johoosh]

Not forgetting

Definitely not

[NilsFG]

obviously, noone is worse than this man

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[Lye_Form]

Hmm maybe. Christian Slater beats all three anyway

quality film



Worst actor ever has got to be:



and nikki cage has been in some great films (and was great in them):