Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

[rockonin]

Hey guys whats been the best/worst thing you have said when trying to seduce someone lol

[TheTornado]

Do you use an inhaler? Cuz you got ass, ma!

[Devry_Kaneda]

i am 100% free from sexually transmitted illnesses.

[rockonin]

You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

[PinUp]

it's not a chat up line but I once saw a mate lasso a girl with an imaginary rope in the middle of a busy dance floor.

He ended up getting noshed off in the car park

[particle-jim]

it's not a chat up line but I once saw a mate lasso a girl with an imaginary rope in the middle of a busy dance floor.

He ended up getting noshed off in the car park

Hahahaha what a hero!

[wub]

If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?

[dickman69]

R u a beaver

Cuz dam

[Jizz]

hey gurl, can i suk ur dik

[the m8]

r u goin to that funural? (wat Funural) The one were MY BALLZ drop dead in ur mouth lol

[rockonin]

r u goin to that funural? (wat Funural) The one were MY BALLZ drop dead in ur mouth lol

lolololol cant stop laughing at this.

[garethom]

SNH Approved chat up line: I appreciate the inherent differences between us, as a male and female respectively, but I will not judge them in a negative fashion, or discriminate in my decisions on that basis. Please note, that I am also 100% accepting of same sex relationships, and appreciate the hardships they face.

[chekov]

SNH Approved chat up line: I appreciate the inherent differences between us, as a male and female respectively, but I will not judge them in a negative fashion, or discriminate in my decisions on that basis. Please note, that I am also 100% accepting of same sex relationships, and appreciate the hardships they face.

you made no mention of a lack of racial or class-based bias, ban

[hubb]

Wanna queef on chief beef?

[node]

"What does THAT do?"

[LA_Boxers]

Surprise.

[particle-jim]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

[gwa]

i woke up next to a girl on friday morning just gone, who i don't remember meeting / talking to / getting off with at all.

told her in the morning i didn't remember anything and she said i just came up to her said 'we going back to yours?' without introducing myself or anything.

Ooo, i did have a chuckle to myself when she told me.

[gwa]

every sentence i say to a girl is a chat up line.

[LA_Boxers]

Lets not turn this rape into a murder.