Irritating shit on facebook

[skimpi]

YEAH STEAL MY STUFF AND JUST WALK INTO MY HOME PROPA M88888767594749329SSSSSS

fuck this, i dont want no real friends.

real friends are stnuc that walk all over you then? lol

[dickman69]

jump on top of u and shout dog pile?

thats assault m8

[EliteLennon117]

lol don't think I would want my friends walkin' in my house saying that they're home

[Maccaveli]

They day my best mate calls my parents mum and dad is the day we're gonna have a serious talk...

[Doozle]

lol don't think I would want my friends walkin' in my house saying that they're home

Yeah I wouldn't be happy about that.

They day my best mate calls my parents mum and dad is the day we're gonna have a serious talk...

I call my mates mum mum sometimes

[dickman69]

lol don't think I would want my friends walkin' in my house saying that they're home

Yeah I wouldn't be happy about that.

They day my best mate calls my parents mum and dad is the day we're gonna have a serious talk...

I call my mates mum mum sometimes

ive got a friend that does both these things

guess u guys dont have real friends

2 bad

must feel bad

ban

[kingGhost]

must feel bad

[BonerJams04]

i dnt want my friends to look me in the eye and say i love you

[zerbaman]

Do you reckon any of her "real friends" stole that pic off her?

[garethom]

i dnt want my friends to look me in the eye and say i love you

This. Would be awkward.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

i dnt want my friends to look me in the eye and say i love you

This. Would be awkward.

been in that position.

not that bad

then again, the old eyes were wobbling and im pretty sure they were inlove with everyone.

[garethom]

i dnt want my friends to look me in the eye and say i love you

This. Would be awkward.

been in that position.

not that bad

then again, the old eyes were wobbling and im pretty sure they were inlove with everyone.

It was more like I know exactly what my best mate is like, he's probably never even looked his girlfriend of 4 odd years in the eyes and told her he loved her, so it'd be a bit disconcerting if he did it to me at the gym haha.

[ezza]

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
Sum ov they's gyal dat put piks up a fukin beggin HARD sayin shit like look at mi new hear clip an have ta get half naked ta show ya wtf lmao

Sian bbygal Smith
February 24
dis bout me sam!?

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
no sian y u alwys finkin shits u wurld dnt go round u ya kno

Sian bbygal Smith
February 24
fuk of sam stop always snapin at me y u fink u i dnt let u c tommy

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
fuk u sian tommy need 2 c his daddy

LOL

[dickman69]

i dnt want my friends to look me in the eye and say i love you

this occurs occasionally when intoxicated

[overture]

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
Sum ov they's gyal dat put piks up a fukin beggin HARD sayin shit like look at mi new hear clip an have ta get half naked ta show ya wtf lmao

Sian bbygal Smith
February 24
dis bout me sam!?

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
no sian y u alwys finkin shits u wurld dnt go round u ya kno

Sian bbygal Smith
February 24
fuk of sam stop always snapin at me y u fink u i dnt let u c tommy

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
fuk u sian tommy need 2 c his daddy

LOL

Fucking brilliant!

[skimpi]

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
Sum ov they's gyal dat put piks up a fukin beggin HARD sayin shit like look at mi new hear clip an have ta get half naked ta show ya wtf lmao

Sian bbygal Smith
February 24
dis bout me sam!?

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
no sian y u alwys finkin shits u wurld dnt go round u ya kno

Sian bbygal Smith
February 24
fuk of sam stop always snapin at me y u fink u i dnt let u c tommy

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
fuk u sian tommy need 2 c his daddy

LOL

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA, took me so long to understand that haha

[topmo3]

i still dont get it

[ezza]

i still dont get it

ill re-word it for you

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
Some of these girls that put pics up are begging hard saying stuff like 'look at my new hair clip' but then have to get half naked to show you

Sian bbygal Smith
February 24
this about me Sam?

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
No Sian why you always think stuffs about you the world doesn't revolve around you ya know

Sian bbygal Smith
February 24
Fuck off Sam stop always snapping at me why do you think i won't let you see Tommy

Sam Da Menace Offical
February 24 via mobile
Fuck you Sian Tommy needs to see his father

[TheTornado]

I thought it was bad enough with people updating about what gig they'd been to, then it went to statuses about what they would be going to, now an automatic thing saying what they might be going to. For fucks sake does everyone really think that everyone else is so interested in what they are doing? And checking in seems pointless- you and the people with you know where you are and other pale dont really care.

there's applications / software with just that purpose of checking in to markets, restaraunts, home depot , etc. and rating it. lol

I don't use 4Square but I know some businesses, if you check-in enough times, give you deals / free stuff for giving them free advertising.

[Lucifa]

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