The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[gwa]

do you eat porridge in africa? i imagine it to be too hot for it

[Terpit]

Starting to get hot here, steering wheel was too hot to touch when I went for lunch

[gwa]

do cars melt to the road or something out there?

[Terpit]

Ive seen abandoned cars with melted looking tyres, will take about 2 months

[gwa]

what do you drive?

[gwa]

what type on insects do you get out there too?

[Electric_Head]

We eat porridge gwa.

[Terpit]

I drive a Pajero, but you call them Shoguns in the UK.

Used to get loads of these
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada
We also get flies and mosquitoes.

If you go to the desert you can sometimes find these but they are shy.

[gwa]

We eat porridge gwa.

what do you have on it? prawns?

[Forum]

We eat porridge gwa.

what do you have on it? prawns?

[Electric_Head]

We eat porridge gwa.

what do you have on it? prawns?

prawns with a helping of ignorant tnuc

[Sexual_Chocolate]

well as long as you arent eating it in the cor pork.

[gwa]

We eat porridge gwa.

what do you have on it? prawns?

prawns with a helping of ignorant tnuc

focking praweens in tha focking car park mahte!!!

for my 23rd birthday which is in 57 days will you record yourself singing happy birthday to me and then at the end of it pretend you're being attacked by praweeens?

AWH NOOOEEE THERE'S FOCKING PRAWNS EVERYWHERE!!!

[gwa]

i really struggle to do african accents and end up doing australian

apart from blood diamond, i'm really good at that

[Electric_Head]

Of course i will.
Please just remind me.
Can I yell "Did that fokken kaffer steal my blood diamonds"

[gwa]

you can just talk if you want. all i want is to hear that sweet sweet obscure accent

[Electric_Head]

That's no fun.

[Forum]

You should get him to read lines from lethal weapon 2

[gwa]

ok you make up the role play then

[Electric_Head]

How about lines from Invictus.
I'm not sure I can sound as dumb as Francois Pienaar.