The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[gwa]

how long does it take to mend?

[syrup]

ouch. how long does it take to grow back together? (if it does)

[Doozle]

I think banjo strings go back, but I'm not really sure. You'll have to take it easy

you could give some melatonin a try

I've heard of that before, do I need a prescription or could I just ask a chemist?

[syrup]

it's official, my CD wallet is full

[wub]

The frenulum (medical term for it) takes as long to heal as anything else on your body, it heals when it heals. It'll take a lot longer to heal if you're smashing birds on the regular whilst it's damaged, and there's a chance you'll rip/tear it further.

You're more likely to tear it again in the future as well, just an FYI. If it's a major issue, consider circumcision to remove the whole area.

[Phigure]

how long does it take to mend?

omg im so sorry, i had a small tear on mine and it took like a month to feel fully back to normal. the less you do with it the better like wub pointed out

I think banjo strings go back, but I'm not really sure. You'll have to take it easy

you could give some melatonin a try

I've heard of that before, do I need a prescription or could I just ask a chemist?

ah damn, i just went and checked and it actually requires a prescription in the uk. odd because it's the most harmless shit in the world. sorry!

[Lye_Form]

in other words.






But yeah... chop that shit off. I had mine off at birth, best decision i ever made.

[Phigure]

go back to reddit with those memes pls

edit: that came off meaner than i really meant it fyi

[LA_Boxers]

hooked up with a nurse at the weekend and she half ripped my bango string.

ironic and painful :-/

Owch. Takes a good couple of weeks if you can refrain from ANY sexual activities. Also rub a bit of vaseline on it before you go to bed.....and watch out for sleep boners. They can be painful.

[hudson]

funerals for 29 year olds really really suck

[Johnlenham]

Jesus christ gwa, I nealry bit through my lip wincing.

ouch. how long does it take to grow back together? (if it does)

It does not if its "snaps" . Trust me on that one
It wont be the healing process that holds you back but the horrfic mental scares of how one min you were having a great time then *Snap* you look down and see blood and the next thing you know your are half concious with blood loss bleeding into the bath in agony.

[Electric_Head]

Use biodegradable super glue.

[Phigure]

Jesus christ gwa, I nealry bit through my lip wincing.

ouch. how long does it take to grow back together? (if it does)

It does not if its "snaps" . Trust me on that one
It wont be the healing process that holds you back but the horrfic mental scares of how one min you were having a great time then *Snap* you look down and see blood and the next thing you know your are half concious with blood loss bleeding into the bath in agony.

jesus christ mine wasnt that bad but yeah, the thought is always in my mind now and it's scary

[LA_Boxers]

Jesus christ gwa, I nealry bit through my lip wincing.

ouch. how long does it take to grow back together? (if it does)

It does not if its "snaps" . Trust me on that one
It wont be the healing process that holds you back but the horrfic mental scares of how one min you were having a great time then *Snap* you look down and see blood and the next thing you know your are half concious with blood loss bleeding into the bath in agony.

Yeah I was in full flow when it happened to me. Felt something weird happen, then a second or tow before the intense pain. Ran to the bathroom, pissing blood everywhere, seeing as there was quite alot of blood circulating in that area, and then leaning over the toilet for 10 mins til the blood stopped coming out so much......its not a great experience.

Start a thread on the topic?

[Johnlenham]

First words out of my mouth
"If that your blood or mine?"
Puzzled look, then horrible shooting pain.
"no..no..wait that definatly mine"


I think pretty much everything was off the cards for about 3 months.

[Terpit]

ffs how many of you has this happened to? why? going in dry or something?

[Shum]

i just remember the pain. hurt so fucking bad.

[gwa]

nah fuck that. so far this year i've copped with a different bird, sometimes 2 every weekend and i ain't stopping for nothing.

what pain relief cream can you get? it's like a little tear so thee wasn't no blood. told her to stop using her fucking teeth as well.

[gwa]

might potentially take a weekend off from skirt this up and coming. going London innit so might just stay at boys house instead of flexing the charm. would that be good? it only hurts if you pull it at a certain angle

[Phigure]

you can probably get lidocaine gel, just dont use it before banging or you'll both end up numb