Irritating shit on facebook

[BonerJams04]

i dnt want my friends to look me in the eye and say i love you

this occurs occasionally when intoxicated

tht happened to me last friday funnily enough

[Lye_Form]

OH FUCK OFF.

[wub]

OH FUCK OFF.

That's a campaign site his parents have started to increase organ donor awareness/registration;

https://www.facebook.com/AMillionLikesF ... ForMatthew

[ezza]

^ yeah tbf if you were in their position you'd probably try anything

most of those share/like pictures are dumb as fuck though, that one just dont seem as bad

[Lye_Form]

That picture seems insulting to the issue and that poor kid, I 100% support trying to raise awareness. Just this seems the wrong way to go about it.

[kingldub]

Kinda makes it sound like, if he doesn't get enough likes his Mum will be like "Well, I would let you live but...."

[hifi]

and

The Top Ten Signs You’re Addicted to Nutella

10. When your significant other asks if you want to spoon, you say “Sure!” and reach for the Nutella jar.

9. Your drinking glasses consist entirely of old Nutella containers.

8. You’ve never looked at the caloric content of Nutella and don’t plan on doing so.

7. Your afternoon snack is Nutella hot chocolate, Nutella on bread, and a chaser of a few spoonfuls of Nutella straight from the jar.

6. When invited to someone’s house, your only question is, “Will there be Nutella?”

5. Some people see things as they are and ask, “Why?” You dream of things that never were and ask, “Why not with Nutella?”

4.You’ve never met any food item that didn’t pair well with Nutella.

3. You carry around small snack packets of Nutella with you at all times in case you need a hit.

2.When faced with moral dilemmas, you ask “What would Nutella do?”

And the number one sign you’re a Nutella addict:

1. You have written to President Obama begging him to change his famous line to “We will extend a hand if you are willing to pass the Nutella jar.”

[vishes]

Just saw this.

Guy: "Anyone know any good films I should check?"
- Girl: "Silent Hill maybe?"
Guy: "What's that about?"
- Girl: "Some sort of aliens."

[finji]

some sort of aliens

[LA_Boxers]

Which type of aliens though? I only like the ones from outer space.

[Lye_Form]

some sort of aliens

....sorry i like memes

[particle-jim]

sooo hype for pizza express tonight! stoooked!

[skell1ngton777]

i used to work at pizza express

cool story bro

[skimpi]

sooo hype for pizza express tonight! stoooked!

SO excited about going and doing a standard bodily function, crucial for living

[hifi]

Guy 1 - dammmmn tell her to make me some breakfeast for me tomarow morning
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Girl 1 - Nah i got hr in my room right now (; she bouncing on that d (; . lol
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Guy 1 - dammmn;) 3 way or what
18 minutes ago · Like

Girl 1 - Lol Jooooooooin its free lol jk
17 minutes ago · Like

Guy 1 - aaah snap aight message me that address xD ill be there in a few c;
16 minutes ago · Like

Girl 1 - LOL NO NO NO CALM DOWN SHES ALL MINE ;D I DONT SHAREE (;/.\<3
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Guy 1 - .----. i see how it is
14 minutes ago · Like

Girl 1- Im just Kidding ill share her (;
13 minutes ago · Like · 1

Guy 1- yaaay c;
12 minutes ago · Like

u don''t wanna c the rest ; ) ))

[Muncey]

Speaking of Organ Donations I've seen loads of people on facebook recently banging on about how they've just joined and how they're disgusted some people aren't on the register. I really want to ask why it took them so long, some of these people are mid-20s and have only just joined and trying to be all high and mighty giving themselves a pat on the back. Another case of people using something that ultimately won't effect them and requires very little effort to say "LOOK AT NICE OF A PERSON I AM!".

[Lye_Form]

Speaking of Organ Donations I've seen loads of people on facebook recently banging on about how they've just joined and how they're disgusted some people aren't on the register. I really want to ask why it took them so long, some of these people are mid-20s and have only just joined and trying to be all high and mighty giving themselves a pat on the back. Another case of people using something that ultimately won't effect them and requires very little effort to say "LOOK AT NICE OF A PERSON I AM!".

Should be mandatory imo.

Your body is on loan to you, when your dead its best recycled.

[Phigure]

Speaking of Organ Donations I've seen loads of people on facebook recently banging on about how they've just joined and how they're disgusted some people aren't on the register. I really want to ask why it took them so long, some of these people are mid-20s and have only just joined and trying to be all high and mighty giving themselves a pat on the back. Another case of people using something that ultimately won't effect them and requires very little effort to say "LOOK AT NICE OF A PERSON I AM!".

Should be mandatory imo.

Your body is on loan to you, when your dead its best recycled.

i think it should be an opt-out program rather than opt-in

[LA_Boxers]

Guy 1 - dammmmn tell her to make me some breakfeast for me tomarow morning
21 minutes ago · Like

Girl 1 - Nah i got hr in my room right now (; she bouncing on that d (; . lol
19 minutes ago · Like · 1

Guy 1 - dammmn;) 3 way or what
18 minutes ago · Like

Girl 1 - Lol Jooooooooin its free lol jk
17 minutes ago · Like

Guy 1 - aaah snap aight message me that address xD ill be there in a few c;
16 minutes ago · Like

Girl 1 - LOL NO NO NO CALM DOWN SHES ALL MINE ;D I DONT SHAREE (;/.\<3
15 minutes ago · Like · 1

Guy 1 - .----. i see how it is
14 minutes ago · Like

Girl 1- Im just Kidding ill share her (;
13 minutes ago · Like · 1

Guy 1- yaaay c;
12 minutes ago · Like

u don''t wanna c the rest ; ) ))

Erm.....yeah we do!

[skimpi]

my favourite new genres of music; Neurohop and neurodubstep, check it out!!

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