Irritating shit on facebook

[ezza]

fb black looks swag as fuck

[ezza]

also LOL 2 of my friends who are slags with kids just sent this to their other slag mom friends warning them to not give it their kids

France & Denmark have banned
it from the country...
RED BULL - slow death ...
Do NOT drink this drink anymore!
Pay attention...read everything...
As a public health safety, please pass on this email to all the contacts in your address book especially those with teenage children.

This drink is SOLD in all the supermarkets IN OUR country and our children ARE CONSUMING IT ON A TRIAL BASIS. IT can be FATAL.

RED BULL was created to stimulate the brains in people who are subjected to great physical force and in stress coma and never to be consumed like an innocent drink or soda pop.

RED BULL IS the energizer DRINK that is commercialized world-wide with its slogan: "It increases endurance, awakens the concentration capacity and the speed of reaction, offers more energy and improves the mood. All this can be found in a can of RED BULL, the power drink of the millennium."

RED BULL has managed to arrive in almost 100 countries worldwide. The RED BULL logo is targeted at young people and sportsmen, two attractive segments that have been captivated by the stimulus that the drink provides.

It was created by Dietrich Mateschitz, an industrialist of Austrian origin who discovered the drink by chance. It happened during a business trip to Hong Kong , when he was working at a factory that manufactured toothbrushes.

The liquid, based on a formula that contained caffeine and taurine, caused a rage in that country. Imagine the grand success of this drink in Europe where the product still did not exist, besides it was a superb opportunity to become an entrepreneur.

BUT THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS DRINK IS ANOTHER THING

FRANCE and DENMARK have just prohibited it as a cocktail of death, due to its vitamin components mixed with GLUCURONOLACTONE ' - a highly-dangerous chemical, which was developed by the United States Department of Defense during the sixties to stimulate the moral of the troops based in VIETNAM, which acted like a hallucinogenic drug that calmed the stress of the war.

But their effects in the organism were so devastating, that it was discontinued, because of the high index of cases of migraines, cerebral tumors and diseases of the liver that was evident in the soldiers who consumed it.

And in spite of it, in the can of RED BULL you can still find as one of its components: GLUCURONOLACTONE, categorized medically as a stimulant. But what it does not say on the can of RED BULL are the consequences of its consumption, and that has forced a series of WARNINGS...

1. It is dangerous to take it if you do not engage in physical exercise afterwards, since its energizing function accelerates the heart rate and can cause a sudden attack.

2. You run the risk of undergoing a cerebral hemorrhage, because RED BULL contains components that dilute the blood so that the heart utilizes less energy to pump the blood, and thus be able to deliver physical force with less effort being exerted.

3. It is prohibited to mix RED BULL with alcohol, because the mixture turns the drink into a " Deadly Bomb " that attacks the liver directly, causing the affected area never to regenerate anymore.

4. One of the main components of RED BULL is the B12 vitamin, used in medicine to recover patients who are in a coma ; from here the hypertension and the state of excitement which is experienced after taking it, as if you were in a drunken state.

5. The regular consumption of RED BULL triggers off symptoms in the form of a series of irreversible nervous and neuronal diseases.

CONCLUSION: It is a drink that should be prohibited in the entire world as when it is mixed with alcohol it creates a TIME BOMB for the human body, mainly between innocent adolescents and adults with little experience

ffs, dumb slags take up too much of my fb

edit* inb4 'looool just delete them then agent u fuckin idiot'

no, i wanna watch there kids grow up to be horrible people

[pembroke]

I swear the slogan for Red Bull is that it gives you wings?

[chekov]

i wanna watch there kids grow up to be horrible people

[hifi]

fuck it, i had tht in mii system sinc day1 homii XP

[hifi]

[Phigure]

fuck it, i had tht in mii system sinc day1 homii XP

dat boii

[hifi]

[ezza]

Share this if u love snacks,,, like this if you like snacks,,, ignore this if u do no longer care about snacks

[syrup]

lel

[wolf89]

Anyone who posts a photo of the shirtless torso as a profile picture is an utter twat

[Terpit]

Hello.

So I bought a Yorkie for the first time in a while today.
I peeled back the wrapper and was foaming at the mouth, eager to enjoy your delicious chocolate. Then something drastic caught my attention - I instantly realised that the bar is smaller than it used to be (yet more expensive). So I done my research and turns out the bar was originally 70g (2002) then they were reduced to 64.5g (2010) followed by 61g (2011) and finally, worst of all, 55g (present day). Of course you know all of this already because you are the poo nuggets responsible for this monstrosity.

What really topped it for me was when I realised I could no longer spell out "Yorkie" with the 6 chunks per pack BECAUSE THERE ARE NOW ONLY 5. I used to enjoy this novelty. There are some sick things going on in this world right now, but this... This is something else.

You might as well bin the slogan "it's not for girls" along with your dignity.

You can't fool a procrastinating student.


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[Lye_Form]

Hello.

So I bought a Yorkie for the first time in a while today.
I peeled back the wrapper and was foaming at the mouth, eager to enjoy your delicious chocolate. Then something drastic caught my attention - I instantly realised that the bar is smaller than it used to be (yet more expensive). So I done my research and turns out the bar was originally 70g (2002) then they were reduced to 64.5g (2010) followed by 61g (2011) and finally, worst of all, 55g (present day). Of course you know all of this already because you are the poo nuggets responsible for this monstrosity.

What really topped it for me was when I realised I could no longer spell out "Yorkie" with the 6 chunks per pack BECAUSE THERE ARE NOW ONLY 5. I used to enjoy this novelty. There are some sick things going on in this world right now, but this... This is something else.

You might as well bin the slogan "it's not for girls" along with your dignity.

You can't fool a procrastinating student.


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I agree with that tho.

Dnt fuk wid mi chukluts.

[particle-jim]

CCTV image of two men released after girl, 17, sexually assaulted in Harrow, lets play our part.................

I've seen lots of people sharing that but I haven't actually seen one credible source of background information to verify this, it could well just be a pic of two random Asian guys, wish people would do some fact checking before clicking the share button and joining the witch-hunt

[wub]

CCTV image of two men released after girl, 17, sexually assaulted in Harrow, lets play our part.................

I've seen lots of people sharing that but I haven't actually seen one credible source of background information to verify this, it could well just be a pic of two random Asian guys, wish people would do some fact checking before clicking the share button and joining the witch-hunt

http://content.met.police.uk/Appeal/App ... 7246745782

[particle-jim]

CCTV image of two men released after girl, 17, sexually assaulted in Harrow, lets play our part.................

I've seen lots of people sharing that but I haven't actually seen one credible source of background information to verify this, it could well just be a pic of two random Asian guys, wish people would do some fact checking before clicking the share button and joining the witch-hunt

http://content.met.police.uk/Appeal/App ... 7246745782

Ok fair enough, just wound me up that nobody sharing that image could provide me with a legit source on the many occasions I asked for one

[Sexual_Chocolate]

could that be considered reverse racism?

[particle-jim]

could that be considered reverse racism?

it was just the lack of a proper source that pissed me off tbh but the people I saw posting that do also tend to post a fair amount of questionable/borderline racist stuff too so I was naturally skeptical

[Phigure]

you dont even need to understand economics to know why this doesnt work lol

[chekov]

i was convinced by all the pretty colours