The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[syrup]

I got drunk and lost my glove yesterday

[syrup]

seems like i'm getting no poontang in close future

[Lye_Form]

seems like i'm getting no poontang in close future

Was it the glove of poon-tang?

[garethom]

seems like i'm getting no poontang in close future

Was it the glove of poon-tang?

[Lye_Form]

seems like i'm getting no poontang in close future

Was it the glove of poon-tang?

wasat?

[wub]

seems like i'm getting no poontang in close future

Was it the glove of poon-tang?

wasat?

[Doozle]

This kid gets so much poon

[dickman69]

This kid gets so much poon

OH WOW

[Lye_Form]

oh wow

The actors name is Jackey Vinson....

In 2004, Vinson was sentenced to 10 years probation for child molestation and had to register as a sex offender.

I blame the power glove.

[bela]

in the past three months cars have wreaked some serious havoc on the lives of people i love.

like-
in january my friend was standing at a crosswalk, coming home at 1 am. in the span of a few seconds, a taxi ran a red light, colliding with another taxi as it cruised full-speed through the intersection, sending the second taxi wildly off-course, hitting my friend and carrying her through the window of the liquor store behind where she stood. she broke every bone in her face, had corrective surgery to keep her eye from sinking backwards into its socket, got countless stitches and is still wearing a leg brace. but she was okay.

yesterday i found out my elderly grandparents were driving along the coast in argentina when they steered off course. no one knows exactly what happened, but the car was found in a heap and my grandparents taken immediately to hospital. my grandma is in stable but terrible condition and broke both of her arms, her sternum, her collarbone, a vertebrate in her back and has unknown internal injuries. my grandpa, the 86 year old driver, has critical head injuries and has been unresponsive since the accident. i don't know much specific surrounding his medical state but it is suspected to be a terminal life support situation. my mom is en route to buenos aires at the moment, but my whole family's plans to come visit on monday (a much-needed and happy reprieve from the anchorless existence i've been living here) are on a very sad and lowly hold indeed.

i've never driven and don't ever have any plans to. i've had a lifelong aversion to cars which i know is largely irrational, but just a reminder to everyone out there that the roads are no joke (even when you're not in a car, as my friend will go to show) and to always take care. always.

side note: i will definitely be doing everything in my power to take my parents away from the steering wheel at the earliest sign of incapacitating old age. my mom and her sister had both been uncomfortable with my grandpa driving because he had been showing signs of confusion and slowing motor skills. this is the type of thing that can happen when pride goes beyond ability, sadly.

[noam]

sorry to hear that Bela sad news

[syrup]

seems like i'm getting no poontang in close future

Was it the glove of poon-tang?

wasat?

anyone else clocked the yois at the end?

[Laszlo]

Sorry about the roughness, Bela. My uncle died at the wheel late last year. Shitty.

[gwa]

yeah my friend had a heart attack 2 weeks ago at the wheel of his car and then lost control and went onto the other side of the motorway and ultimately died.

sorry to hear that.

[Johnlenham]

Sorry to hear the bela

My bitch will seem so petty and small by comparison.

Saw this article today and some people...such dickheads
http://www.playgroundmag.net/music/musi ... ttoo-world

“There is a big difference between fashion and lifestyle tattooing. In the old days it was different, before David Beckham. You’d see people with two sleeves and you knew they’d be into the lifestyle. They’d likely have the same beliefs and morals as you. You could know pretty much what sort of person they would be,” she told me. “It would happen in an almost tribal way. But today with fashion tattooing the only way you can tell people who are genuinely into the tattoo lifestyle is by seeing whether or not they have their hands, face or neck tattooed.”

What the fuck is the tattoo "lifestyle" thinking you are some badass rocker from the 60s? or you are some ultra edgy guy in skinny jeans and a wife beater?

For people like Aima hand, neck and face tattoos are the last resort to continue the tradition of tattooing as a way to say ‘fuck you’ to society, especially now that anyone can get a sleeve on their arm without jeopardising their job.

Wow. you sound about 11.
Do you work? Do you go home in your car or via public transport? Do you then eat dinner and watch tv or maybe go meet some friends and get drunk/high? Listen to music that some other part of scociety will say is shit?
Wow well done , snow flake! so does everyother person on the fucking planet.
Your not saying "fuck you" to anyone. You are just another tiny flash of nothing in a sea of billions and billions.

[garethom]

a much more effective way to do that would be to say "fuck you" to literally everybody you come across

[Doozle]

I might get a tattoo on my hand so people know I'm into the tattoo lifestyle

[particle-jim]

For people like Aima hand, neck and face tattoos are the last resort to continue the tradition of tattooing as a way to say ‘fuck you’ to society, especially now that anyone can get a sleeve on their arm without jeopardising their job.

Wow. you sound about 11.
Do you work? Do you go home in your car or via public transport? Do you then eat dinner and watch tv or maybe go meet some friends and get drunk/high? Listen to music that some other part of scociety will say is shit?
Wow well done , snow flake! so does everyother person on the fucking planet.
Your not saying "fuck you" to anyone. You are just another tiny flash of nothing in a sea of billions and billions.

One of the people my company works with is an this 40something year old guy with mental health issues, he has the words "fuck the system" tattooed on his cheek

[chekov]

jesus christ i've lost count of how many different mixdowns i've done of this tune since last october

still can't get it right

also ye allow tattoo snobs

[PinUp]

Just tried to buy a new mixer off decks.co.uk I got a confirmation to say that my card had been charged and then an email a minute later saying that they were out of stock.

Fucking hate it when things like this happen.