Post here when you have had a poo

didi · Post by **didi** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:29 pm

Took a shit. Came out cleanly. Ghost wipe (no shit on the paper post-wipe). Review follows.

Execution: 9.0 - Smooth delivery
Ease of Release: 9.5 - As above
Size: 6.0 - Fairly average.
Consistency: 8.0 - Felt firm enough, hence the ease of discharge
Wiping technique: n/a due to ease of release
Efficiency of Initial Flush: 4.0 - Didn't go down in one, due to pre-loading the loo w/ bog roll for reduction in splash size and volume.
Efficiency of Secondary or Tertiary Flushes: 8.0 - Went down the second one.

cryptical · Post by **cryptical** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:33 pm

EliteLennon117 wrote:One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.

OH MY GOD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

lloydy · Post by **lloydy** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:41 pm

EliteLennon117 wrote:One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.

Pictures or it didn't happen.........i need something for the wankbank!!!

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:20 am

EliteLennon117 wrote:One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.

corpu5 · Post by **corpu5** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:28 am

didi · Post by **didi** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:54 am

http://postimage.org/image/ps8e935nb/

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:30 am

^ first thing that came to mind when i read the above post

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:29 am

bumpin 4 chilli shits and this

EliteLennon117 wrote:One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:44 am

frozen shit

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:06 pm

I had a spicy pizza today and my bum just exploded

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:16 pm

kidshuffle wrote:bumpin 4 chilli shits and this

EliteLennon117 wrote:One time i took a shit that was like a waterfall out of my anus in to my basement toilet. The best part was when I flushed it once it didn't go down and decided to overflow all over the floor and onto my carpet. So I'm picking up shit with my bare hands and throwing it into shower. Then I slip in the liquid hell and fall flat on my face into the shit. My GF at the time walks into the house after a day of shopping and finds me in the fetal position lying in shit. Probably the lowest part of my life.

oh fuck this + remembering & rereading the body building forum one... my sides are gone

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:38 pm

kidshuffle wrote:Shit, shower and shave bro

Ha ha i that's what i say or the trifecta lol Defo have a shit then a shower!

Muncey · Post by **Muncey** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:52 am

Woke up having a full blown migraine and needing a shit.. Vision went and was extremely close passing out mid-shit.

Not my favourite shit to say the least.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:58 am

i had a big fart when i woke up
theres no fart thread tho

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:09 pm

just had a "yeah, you drank a bunch of keystone ice last night" kinda shit

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:20 pm

Lololol its all about keystone preem tho

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:27 pm

all keystones are the same price here, so you might as well buy the ice and get the 5.5% in stead of 4%

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:25 pm

fairly sure i just gave birth to an avocado.

it stings.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:11 am

i pooped out some drugs

Blenky · Post by **Blenky** » Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:41 pm

That was one satisfying work poop

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