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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by lovelydivot » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:21 am

uuugggnn!!get some!!!

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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by incnic » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:39 am

i wouldmnt gte one
they are gold iggers and slappers by and l;arge
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by Phigure » Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:09 am

why get a mail order bride when you can get one of these

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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by incnic » Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:22 am

cos the dolls are more expensoive and not biodegradebale

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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by Phigure » Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:25 am

who cares if its not biodegradable, you're not going to have have to dump the body like you would with a mail order bride

price is a fair point though, but i think it's worth it and overall the better investment
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by EliteLennon117 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:30 am

why not both?
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by incnic » Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:44 am

Phigure wrote:who cares if its not biodegradable, you're not going to have have to dump the body like you would with a mail order bride

price is a fair point though, but i think it's worth it and overall the better investment
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Post by Phigure » Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:56 am

but you dont have to dump them in the first place cause you cant kill them

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Post by incnic » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:04 am

it depends what ur definition of killing is IMO
this is splitting hairs tho
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by Shum » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:31 am

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I'm sorted thanks.

My fat, balding (, filthy rich) Chinese m8 found his mail order Vietnamese bride through this agency in China. I feel bad calling her a mail order bride though cause she's actually really lovely, unlike my friend who is scum and should be deported.

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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by skell1ngton777 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:49 am

Nice friend, hopefully she is plotting to take his money somehow

I used to work as an IT guy in an office and there was this one guy there who litterally just looked at russian mail order bride sites all day long

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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by incnic » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:51 am

:lol:
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by lovelydivot » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:24 pm

You know what - I was just sitting here going through infinite volleys
of cynical, inflamatory, offensive reactions to this
"mail order bride" - "asian men are deplorable" thing...

and it just occured to me - This has nothing to do with anything...


The entire issue here - and the girl in the video even said it...

Is that she wants to travel and experience life in another culture
- but her family can't afford to send her overseas.

Well yeah!! Me too!!

The difference is - I'm not about to pander, exploit and be exploited
by weirdo perverts in order to do it

...and perpetuate a cycle of female disrespect that they then, convienently use as an excuse to do it in the first place.

once again - poverty is the worst form of violence
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by lovelydivot » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:38 pm

This is actually something I have been thinking about for a very long time...

I call it circuit living...

What if you have a community "studio" - with small apartments above...
(im thinking metalsmithing/printmaking - could be anything - could be multiple circuits - red bull music circuit right!?)

and the way it functions - is you live in the apts in exchange for teaching below at the community studio...manning the gallery etc.
while simultaneously working on your own projects - for 6 months to a year at a time...

and then you move to another one - in another city/country - with a large body of work to show/for sale - and do the same...
offering the new town - classes with visiting artist in residence...


I also thought how you could do this with a boutique hotel type set up - where you would work the hotel itself
clean rooms - do laundry - work the cafe - room service - act as information desk
- give guided walking tours - drive people to airports or where ever
maybe even produce walking tour maps for the immediate area (if you are artistic)...curate parties

Just generally work to make a great experience for travellers and locals in exchange for your own lodging and a modest stipend..
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by wub » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:45 pm

Mail order brides are just an extension of female empowerment, with added job security and free holidays.

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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by Terpit » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:51 pm

lovelydivot wrote:This is actually something I have been thinking about for a very long time...

I call it circuit living...

What if you have a community "studio" - with small apartments above...(im thinking metalsmithing/printmaking)

and the way it functions - is you live in the apts in exchange for teaching below at the community studio...manning the gallery etc.
while simultaneously working on your own projects - for 6 months to a year at a time...

and then you move to another one - in another city/country - with a large body of work to show/for sale - and do the same...
classes with visiting artist in residence...


I also thought how you could do this with a boutique hotel type set up - where you would work the hotel itself
clean rooms - do laundry - work the cafe - act as information desk - give guided walking tours - drive people to airports or where ever
maybe even produce walking tour maps for the immediate area...curate parties

Just generally work to make a great experience for travellers and locals in exchange for your own lodging and a modest stipend..
So like how a guy in a hotel might be a waiter sometimes then work in the bar sometimes and also help entertain the kids during the day?
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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by lovelydivot » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:51 pm

wub wrote:Mail order brides are just an extension of female empowerment, with added job security and free holidays.

so - I should just - sign on with the highest bidder then...

Have you seen me?



You expect unattractive girls to be happy with the other ones? after being left to do the shit work

I'll fuck up a phony flat queen...

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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by wub » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:53 pm

lovelydivot wrote:
wub wrote:Mail order brides are just an extension of female empowerment, with added job security and free holidays.

so - I should just - sign on with the highest bidder then...

Have you seen me?



You expect unattractive girls to be happy with the other ones? after being left to do the shit work

I'll fuck up a phony flat queen...

lol
I'm not going to specify the whys and wherefores, leave that to marketing.

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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by lovelydivot » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:59 pm

Well I can't implement my world and life expanding projects
If she keeps giving all the money to this guy...

-for the "my own blood facial"

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Re: Mail-Order Brides

Post by magma » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:09 pm

I don't even know where to start.

The idea of "mail order brides" is fairly disgusting, but Terpit is clearly trolling his ass off. Some guy I used to work with married a girl he met off the Internet from Thailand, but they spoke a LOT before she came over here... it was more like long distance Internet dating than the slave-trade.

I think I almost certainly agree with at least one of the sentences lovelydivot's posts, but am concerned how she'll receive my replies, what with the two hemispheres of her brain now residing in separate counties. So far we've had indeterminate lolz about America, "Surf Punk logic" (it's a well known concept, everyone), the ubiquitous flood of non-related YouTubes, "taint", something about Manta Rays (I think?!) and how they should probably be called Personta Rays, the lack of tourism opportunities for those in the Third World (hint: poor boys can't afford to travel either), and a suggested business model for a Hotel.

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