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Toughest animal in the world?

Post by wub » Thu May 16, 2013 12:08 pm

And it's not a fucking honey badger, before you say it. Tiger vs. a honey badger, honey badger would get merked. We all know it.

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Blenky » Thu May 16, 2013 12:11 pm

depends if you mean toughest or most violent, I'd wager the two aren't mutually exclusive

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Post by hugh » Thu May 16, 2013 12:12 pm

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Forum » Thu May 16, 2013 12:12 pm

That squirrel with the huge balls
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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Electric_Head » Thu May 16, 2013 12:13 pm

I would say a cockroach because of it's ability to survive a nuclear holocaust.
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Post by wub » Thu May 16, 2013 12:13 pm

hugh wrote:cockroach
oh look I trod on it.

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Blenky119 wrote:depends if you mean toughest or most violent, I'd wager the two aren't mutually exclusive
If it came down to a fight would emerge victorious.

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Post by Forum » Thu May 16, 2013 12:15 pm

wub wrote:
If it came down to a fight would emerge victorious.
So land animals only?

Not sure any other animal could break a rhino's skin..
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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Blenky » Thu May 16, 2013 12:16 pm

wub wrote:
hugh wrote:cockroach
oh look I trod on it.

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Blenky119 wrote:depends if you mean toughest or most violent, I'd wager the two aren't mutually exclusive
If it came down to a fight would emerge victorious.
Something with a thick hide and large mass most probs then. Are we assuming that all land based animals perform equally well in this hypothetical battle arena or are environmental factors to be considered?

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by lowphat » Thu May 16, 2013 12:21 pm

Cane toad? I've heard you can take a golf club to one and they won't die.

EDIT: Nope, it's a sasquatch, definitely a sasquatch.
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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by abelard » Thu May 16, 2013 12:22 pm

wot is your rhino going to do about a eagle. eagle will just fly for 3 weeks and then when your stupod rhino is asleep eat its eyes
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Post by wub » Thu May 16, 2013 12:23 pm

Blenky119 wrote: Are we assuming that all land based animals perform equally well in this hypothetical battle arena or are environmental factors to be considered?

Enviromental factors included. Though a tiger could fight in water whilst a shark would be fucked on land.

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Post by Blenky » Thu May 16, 2013 12:31 pm

Ah it's a whole different ballgame now then. A rhino or elephant would be most likely to win in a plains environment where no ambush attack could occur, but throw in some high grass or a ouple of trees and it's the domain of an ambush predator like the tiger. As an all rounder I'd be willing to put money on a polar bear

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by SheepShagga » Thu May 16, 2013 12:32 pm

crocodile

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Post by sigbowls » Thu May 16, 2013 12:34 pm


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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Mr Hyde » Thu May 16, 2013 12:35 pm

Polar Bear could mash up a Crocodile or Tiger

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Thu May 16, 2013 12:36 pm

elephant---> size + intelligence for using weapons+ horns +strength (and specially if they are adolescent elephant)
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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by magma » Thu May 16, 2013 12:37 pm

Rhinos are tough as fuck but they don't feast on the flesh of their dead competitors so lose points.

Saltwater Crocodiles have got a shout... been in more or less the same form for tens of millions of years with no need to adapt; their only weak point is getting a bit chilly every now and then and getting used as stepping stones by pixelated sprites trying to avoid a Pitfall when they close their mouths.
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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Thu May 16, 2013 12:38 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:Polar Bear could mash up a Crocodile or Tiger
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Post by DiegoSapiens » Thu May 16, 2013 12:38 pm

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Post by BonerJams04 » Thu May 16, 2013 12:41 pm

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