Toughest animal in the world?
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Toughest animal in the world?
And it's not a fucking honey badger, before you say it. Tiger vs. a honey badger, honey badger would get merked. We all know it.
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depends if you mean toughest or most violent, I'd wager the two aren't mutually exclusive
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I would say a cockroach because of it's ability to survive a nuclear holocaust.
Stupid tnuc won't survive my foot though.
Stupid tnuc won't survive my foot though.



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oh look I trod on it.hugh wrote:cockroach
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If it came down to a fight would emerge victorious.Blenky119 wrote:depends if you mean toughest or most violent, I'd wager the two aren't mutually exclusive
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So land animals only?wub wrote:
If it came down to a fight would emerge victorious.
Not sure any other animal could break a rhino's skin..

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Something with a thick hide and large mass most probs then. Are we assuming that all land based animals perform equally well in this hypothetical battle arena or are environmental factors to be considered?wub wrote:oh look I trod on it.hugh wrote:cockroach
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If it came down to a fight would emerge victorious.Blenky119 wrote:depends if you mean toughest or most violent, I'd wager the two aren't mutually exclusive
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Cane toad? I've heard you can take a golf club to one and they won't die.
EDIT: Nope, it's a sasquatch, definitely a sasquatch.
EDIT: Nope, it's a sasquatch, definitely a sasquatch.
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wot is your rhino going to do about a eagle. eagle will just fly for 3 weeks and then when your stupod rhino is asleep eat its eyes
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Blenky119 wrote: Are we assuming that all land based animals perform equally well in this hypothetical battle arena or are environmental factors to be considered?
Enviromental factors included. Though a tiger could fight in water whilst a shark would be fucked on land.
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Ah it's a whole different ballgame now then. A rhino or elephant would be most likely to win in a plains environment where no ambush attack could occur, but throw in some high grass or a ouple of trees and it's the domain of an ambush predator like the tiger. As an all rounder I'd be willing to put money on a polar bear
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Polar Bear could mash up a Crocodile or Tiger
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elephant---> size + intelligence for using weapons+ horns +strength (and specially if they are adolescent elephant)
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Rhinos are tough as fuck but they don't feast on the flesh of their dead competitors so lose points.
Saltwater Crocodiles have got a shout... been in more or less the same form for tens of millions of years with no need to adapt; their only weak point is getting a bit chilly every now and then and getting used as stepping stones by pixelated sprites trying to avoid a Pitfall when they close their mouths.
Saltwater Crocodiles have got a shout... been in more or less the same form for tens of millions of years with no need to adapt; their only weak point is getting a bit chilly every now and then and getting used as stepping stones by pixelated sprites trying to avoid a Pitfall when they close their mouths.
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nahMr Hyde wrote:Polar Bear could mash up a Crocodile or Tiger

incnic wrote: daddy why u dead and lying in a puddle
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hubb wrote:its what ive been saying for a while
foxes are the mulattos of the cat/dog world
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incnic wrote: daddy why u dead and lying in a puddle
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hubb wrote:its what ive been saying for a while
foxes are the mulattos of the cat/dog world
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