Toughest animal in the world?

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Electric_Head » Thu May 16, 2013 12:41 pm

coelecanth is how many millions of years old.
Clear winner.
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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by wub » Thu May 16, 2013 12:46 pm

Electric_Head wrote:coelecanth is how many millions of years old.
Clear winner.
Fish are generally pussies, no dice.

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Mr Hyde » Thu May 16, 2013 12:47 pm

First person to say humans or bactreia deserves a polar bear slap

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Thu May 16, 2013 12:49 pm

bacterias are not animal
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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by finji » Thu May 16, 2013 12:52 pm

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Mr Hyde » Thu May 16, 2013 12:52 pm

DiegoSapiens wrote:bacterias are not animal
that deserves a polar bear headbutt

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Laszlo » Thu May 16, 2013 12:57 pm

In terms of sheer resilience, adaptability to their environment, stealth, agility and merkage factor, my vote goes to the leopard.

If we're talking a "Round 1. FIGHT!" type scenario then probably not. Maybe one of those super venomous snakes etc.

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Post by DiegoSapiens » Thu May 16, 2013 12:57 pm

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who is that supposed to bite a rhino for example?
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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Forum » Thu May 16, 2013 12:58 pm

Human can beat crocodile with a rubber band
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Post by SheepShagga » Thu May 16, 2013 12:59 pm

southstar wrote:Human can beat crocodile with a rubber band
lol no gtfo

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Post by wub » Thu May 16, 2013 1:01 pm

Laszlo wrote: Maybe one of those super venomous snakes etc.
Could an inland taipan's fangs penetrate a [animal with thick hide, pick one] before it got squashed though? Also, there is no recorded information on an inland taipan vs an elephant. Venom affects different creatures in different ways, a funnel web spider can get a human but it's bite has no effect on a cat, for example.

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by PinUp » Thu May 16, 2013 1:02 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:Polar Bear could mash up a Crocodile or Tiger
Polar bear is a good shout actually!

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Laszlo » Thu May 16, 2013 1:10 pm

SheepShagga wrote:
southstar wrote:Human can beat crocodile with a rubber band
lol no gtfo
They have very little power in the muscles that open their jaw.
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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Blenky » Thu May 16, 2013 1:11 pm

Polar bear's only real weakness is it's lack of speed versus big cats. I'm also not quite sure if it would be able to breach the hide of an elephant or rhino effectively but I still think in both terms of ability to defend and ability to attack the polar bear is the best all rounder. The mario of the animal kingdom.

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Laszlo » Thu May 16, 2013 1:13 pm

wub wrote:
Laszlo wrote: Maybe one of those super venomous snakes etc.
Could an inland taipan's fangs penetrate a [animal with thick hide, pick one] before it got squashed though? Also, there is no recorded information on an inland taipan vs an elephant. Venom affects different creatures in different ways, a funnel web spider can get a human but it's bite has no effect on a cat, for example.
Good point but animals with thick hides (usually/always) have shit eyesight. Would they be able to see the venomous creature to squash it?

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by Laszlo » Thu May 16, 2013 1:15 pm

But yeah, are we talking a one-on-one single fight or a protracted conflict?

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Re: Toughest animal in the world?

Post by wub » Thu May 16, 2013 1:15 pm

Laszlo wrote:
wub wrote:
Laszlo wrote: Maybe one of those super venomous snakes etc.
Could an inland taipan's fangs penetrate a [animal with thick hide, pick one] before it got squashed though? Also, there is no recorded information on an inland taipan vs an elephant. Venom affects different creatures in different ways, a funnel web spider can get a human but it's bite has no effect on a cat, for example.
Good point but animals with thick hides (usually/always) have shit eyesight. Would they be able to see the venomous creature to squash it?
Law of averages would suggest that if a rhino/elephant were in an arena with a snake long enough, snake would get squashed.

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