spades is tongues
a jog is a run
rhymin is fun
choppas is guns
the best record is SUN
a fly chick is a bird
a nice whip is a turn
ashes is urn
sex drive is sperm
and to wish is to yearn
musics my niche
a dog is my bitch
lights is a switch
a tweekers a twitch
and heyoka is glitch
love is a crime
3 girls is 3 dimes
green is a lime
money is time
and what i do is rhyme
in chinese im an ox
a sweat box is red fox
boston bombs is red sox
kindergarden is chicken pox
a dirty mansion's a sandbox
my crew is a clique
if u fast then u quick
a magic wand is a stick
movies is flicks, cars is whips
redneck is a hick
if u ill then u sick
drugs is dope, scuba is hope
dr bronner's is soap
to deal with is to cope
and to fondel is grope
to get it on is elope
Big L's a spider
to give up is retire
Pink Flag is Wire
Warner Brothers is Sire
Everybody's a lier
Sunshine is Dead
To get blown is Head
Vaugn is a Dread
To cross lightly is Tread
and Flinstone is Fred
To sample is bite
seeing is sight
shook 1s is fright
tnght is tnght
bo peep is do u right
a carrier is made
post show is get paid/laid
rockie fresh is a sage
what u make is a wage
And a jack is a Page
DSF is a network
accounts make checks work
sexy dance is a twerk
a flip out is berzerk
and we all know... digiller is dirk
I know u like the way I'm freaking it
i speak with slang and I'ma never stop speaking it
thekuku wrote:Nah never taking the piss. Not on DSF at least
It's Big L and I'm all about taking funds
I'm a stone villian known for killing and raping nuns
Ayo I even kill handicapped and crippled bitches
Look at my scalp real close and you'll see triple sixes
There's no doubt I'm all about a dollar
I just signed a lifetime contract with the funeral parlor
This kid that owed me dough, I didn't take his life
Instead I tied him up and made him watch me rape his wife
Obviously talking about raping nuns and killing handicapped bitches is playing a character in the same sort of way some Death Metal does. They are great lyrics as far as being shocking goes....a lot more interesting than pretencious 'concious' rap.
if you want horrorcore rap then Big L is far from the best at it.
The only cool thing about L is his voice and to an extent his flow. His lyrics are fucking dogshit. I'm sorry you all feel so strongly about how great he is but he really isn't all that.
He is just a name from that "list" that people who think they are "inside the game" use to sound like they are "real" or they know what they are talking about. It's just a name drop used to add credence to your own tastes or artistic output.
Others from this list;
Big Daddy Kane
Juice Crew
Big Pun
Biggie
(it goes on)
In reality these guys are pretty good but not particularly amazing.
@MrHyde - why are you referencing concious rap? What the fuck does that have to do with the price of fish? And how are those lyrics interesting? In any way? Please enlighten me. At best they probably sound quite good if delivered nicely but other than that it's just garbage and nonsense. But then I would always wanna listen to Jedi Mind Tricks or something of that ilk if I want to listen to something offensive. At least the beats will be nice.
Anyway I'm going to jack off to Talib Kweli b2b Aesop Rock b2b Illmatic
I don't think Big Daddy Kane deserves to be on that list at all, since you know, he was asthmatic and still rapped as quick as he did (and essentially changed the whole game).
To me, Big L's problem is just the fact that he didn't have enough material to really judge him as an artist, rather than just a rapper. Plus Cam'ron was the best mc to come out of COTC so suck my dick no homo b.
hugh wrote:Depends on the tunes. I think Gza is quite overrated too.
I wouldn't listen to either if I wanted to listen to an album of consistent quality though.
seriously wat
ultraspatial wrote:doing any sort of drug other than smoking crack is 5 panel.
incnic wrote:true headz tread a fine line between bitterness and euphoria - much like the best rave tunes