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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Terpit » Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:55 pm

maybe that wasn't appropriate
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Post by Marcus » Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:12 pm

I didn't come here expecting to see that. Thank you very much for sharing.
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Post by kidshuffle » Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:08 pm

kidshuffle wrote:just had a "yeah, you drank a bunch of keystone ice last night" kinda shit
just had another one of these

goddamn i wish keystones weren't so "cheap"
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by sigbowls » Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:12 pm

yesterday it was squirting out every 5 mins for a little while, im glad i wasnt out doing anything
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Post by Genevieve » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:50 pm

Just had a "post-Mexican food poo" and it was surprisingly mild and agreeable.

Solid body, smokey aroma, subtle whipe.

I give it 4 out of 5 toiletpaper rolls.
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Post by kidshuffle » Sat May 04, 2013 5:50 pm

just had a nice fire breathing dragon feeling poop
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Post by kidshuffle » Sun May 19, 2013 6:38 pm

bumpin for 3 in 6 hours

smoked out loc'd out
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Post by Gewze » Sun May 19, 2013 8:46 pm

dropped a tonne of chilli flakes in my chicken marinade last night. not looking forward to the aftermath

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Post by sigbowls » Sun May 19, 2013 9:36 pm

i thought firky was back again, because i saw his name for this thread

im so used to subsilver, i dont know why i had it on the other one
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue May 21, 2013 12:44 pm

just dropped the bomb. preparing myself for part 2, coming soon.
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Post by Crimsonghost » Tue May 21, 2013 3:14 pm

What the fuck did i just read?!
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Post by LogiSpark » Tue May 21, 2013 10:22 pm

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What the fuck did i just read?!
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Post by didi » Thu May 23, 2013 8:46 pm

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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Liam92 » Sat Jun 08, 2013 1:16 pm

Tennents/Blue Moon/Stella/Vodka/Guinness/Rekorderlig/Burger King shit incoming

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Post by kidshuffle » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:37 pm

just had a good ol fashioned double flusher

feels good man. it was keeping me up all night
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Post by nousd » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:56 pm

& who says males don't share personal stuff :crybaby:
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Post by kidshuffle » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:58 pm

we just dont share feelings
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Post by wub » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:00 pm

sd5 wrote:& who says males don't share personal stuff :crybaby:
Spacedocking? :|

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Post by DiegoSapiens » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:49 pm

Crimsonghost wrote:
What the fuck did i just read?!


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All this could have been prevented if i had just brought my pee bottles!
wtf? no! ll this could have been prevented if you had a shit in a public space

2. that bitch is mad ffs you can´t call the cops because a friend had a shit in your shower
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:13 pm

I tried to force out a quick one incognito style at someone elses house (friend of a friend) once but it was anything but clean, with no toilet roll and not wanting to expose the game by asking, I used a nearby flannel, rinsed as best and as quick as I could after I cleaned out my rarse, rolled it up inwards and pocketed that bitch. Knowing I was sat there with strangers, face-cloth now turned shitrag in my hoody pocket was unbearable pressure, I pulled the old gotta make a quick phone call outside trick, and fucking launched that thing 2 gardens up, went back inside like I had just pulled off a gem heist... FELT FUCKING AWESOME, as did my clean arse 8) . I now carry a small pack of babywipes in my rucksack of urban essentials 8) like the fucking woman I am (I have a rape alarm in the rucksack also 8) ). Later that night though I thought to myself "I bet they clock the missing flannel, FUCK"
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