First World Problems

[wub]

forks are hard to use n8

They become easier when you've developed thumbs, don't lose hope

[deadly_habit]

sporks are the ultimate utensil of the civilized world.

[sigbowls]

forks are hard to use n8

They become easier when you've developed thumbs, don't lose hope

[magma]

The girl in the Starbucks next to work keeps flirting and giving me free shit. Today she toasted me a sausage butty, but rather than just putting it in the toaster for 3 minutes like usual she separated it all out, grilled the sausages separately and then buttered/toasted the bread. It's fucking AMAZING.

This wouldn't be a problem apart from the fact she looks like Lisa Riley.

[wub]

This wouldn't be a problem apart from the fact she looks like Lisa Riley.

Mate of mine at Uni claimed he'd shagged Lisa Riley. Apparently she has a clitoris the size of a small plum.

He said it was like drubbing a miniature punchbag.

[magma]

He said it was like drubbing a miniature punchbag.

Cannot unread.

[ezza]

i really wanna go kingston this weekend for a 3 day house party

but i hate getting coaches and i cant afford the train

[PinUp]

attach some pram wheels to the motor of your blender, blending all the way down the M25

[Mason]

attach some pram wheels to the motor of your blender, blending all the way down the M25

[ezza]

attach some pram wheels to the motor of your blender, blending all the way down the M25

i like your style

probably be cheap on fuel too

can only put about 2 ltr in the jar

[skimpi]

i really wanna go kingston this weekend for a 3 day house party

but i hate getting coaches and i cant afford the train

hit up oceana yeah? gwaaaaannnn

[ezza]

i really wanna go kingston this weekend for a 3 day house party

but i hate getting coaches and i cant afford the train

hit up oceana yeah? gwaaaaannnn

blates

how else we gon get honnies to the party

[Marcus]

Honesty I thought you would be someone that didn't pay for the train.

[ezza]

Honesty I thought you would be someone that didn't pay for the train.

if you mean jump it? it's quite hard to do through birmingham and then central london

[defoxster]

deciding whether to buy ortofon concorde's or Adidas tech supers

[magma]

Drinking Coke out of a bottle with someone else's name on it feels strangely wrong. I'd be kind of interested to see if their sales have actually gone down as a result of this... I've seen multiple people stare at the chiller confused only to reach for Sprite for simplicity.

[Forum]

Drinking Coke out of a bottle with someone else's name on it feels strangely wrong. I'd be kind of interested to see if their sales have actually gone down as a result of this... I've seen multiple people stare at the chiller confused only to reach for Sprite for simplicity.

Explain yourself, its still the normal bottles here?

[particle-jim]

Drinking Coke out of a bottle with someone else's name on it feels strangely wrong. I'd be kind of interested to see if their sales have actually gone down as a result of this... I've seen multiple people stare at the chiller confused only to reach for Sprite for simplicity.

Man, if I see one more picture of a coke bottle that someones tagged on facebook there will be fucking murders

[magma]

Drinking Coke out of a bottle with someone else's name on it feels strangely wrong. I'd be kind of interested to see if their sales have actually gone down as a result of this... I've seen multiple people stare at the chiller confused only to reach for Sprite for simplicity.

Explain yourself, its still the normal bottles here?

http://www.coca-cola.co.uk/faq/products ... -coke.html

[magma]

Drinking Coke out of a bottle with someone else's name on it feels strangely wrong. I'd be kind of interested to see if their sales have actually gone down as a result of this... I've seen multiple people stare at the chiller confused only to reach for Sprite for simplicity.

Man, if I see one more picture of a coke bottle that someones tagged on facebook there will be fucking murders

I actually CAN'T pick one out of the rack... I haven't seen a single Simon anywhere. I just absent-mindedly got one out of the vending machine in my office and it's got Gareth written on it.