The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Lye_Form]

this pisses me so much off.. i'm working on a tune that's undeniably the best i've ever done. now when i render it there's this fucking glitch at one point and i can't figure out why. there's no reason why it would do it but theres this glitch and it's seriously grinding my gears to a point i'm ready to murder someone

Bounce it out dry with no fx etc. if the glitch is still there, it's a problem with one of your clips. If the glitch is gone, then it's one or more of your fx causing it. You can then try turning them on channel by channel until you find it. Might take a while depending on how many channels you've got.

That's long ting.

[topmo3]

^yeah that could work

i had a similar problem not long back, fixed it by using "RAM" mode in the ableton sample player because my hard drive was overloading

hey that could work.. what's this RAM mode you're talking bout?

as for wub, appreciate the help mate but i for one have no patience to try that out and another thing i also believe it has something to do with my computer being quite old and lacking performance.. this is a particularly heavy project that needs to be rendered if i want to listen to it, cpu usage goes to like 100 if i try to listen to it in ableton. in lighter projects with less stuff going on i havent had the problem

[chekov]

if you've got one track with baare effects on, try exporting just that to wav and put it back in before exporting the whole thing

[syrup]

^yeah that could work

i had a similar problem not long back, fixed it by using "RAM" mode in the ableton sample player because my hard drive was overloading

hey that could work.. what's this RAM mode you're talking bout?

as for wub, appreciate the help mate but i for one have no patience to try that out and another thing i also believe it has something to do with my computer being quite old and lacking performance.. this is a particularly heavy project that needs to be rendered if i want to listen to it, cpu usage goes to like 100 if i try to listen to it in ableton. in lighter projects with less stuff going on i havent had the problem

what are you rendering to? i get a lot of glitching when i bounce to mp3 however wav files work for some reason

[Sexual_Chocolate]

cold. had to pull out the hat with flaps...

[AxeD]

cold. had to pull out the hat with flaps...

Shit son, flap-hat.. it's going down

[Sexual_Chocolate]

lol

dun know. gotta keep those ears warm.

[Molzie]

pls m8. come down here and you'll know how cold feels.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

nah m8, you can keep your snow.

but it is pretty cold up here, i mean, im inside & my nipples are well hard.

[volcanogeorge]

^yeah that could work

i had a similar problem not long back, fixed it by using "RAM" mode in the ableton sample player because my hard drive was overloading

hey that could work.. what's this RAM mode you're talking bout?

as for wub, appreciate the help mate but i for one have no patience to try that out and another thing i also believe it has something to do with my computer being quite old and lacking performance.. this is a particularly heavy project that needs to be rendered if i want to listen to it, cpu usage goes to like 100 if i try to listen to it in ableton. in lighter projects with less stuff going on i havent had the problem

if you highlight a clip on the ableton timeline (or multiple clips) and look at the sample display at the bottom (where you can warp it and stuff) on the left hand side there's a little button marked "RAM". click that and the sample gets loaded into memory rather than reading it off the hard drive each time.

failing that its piss easy to bounce a track to audio in ableton if you just right click on the track and click "Freeze Track" and then when it's done, right click the track again and click "flatten". That should help your cpu problem if you've got a track with a lot of processing going on.

[Liam92]

Up in 4 and a half hours for a 12 and a half hour shift and I'm gonna be hungover, fuck

[incnic]

[Molzie]

Missus is trying to make me help organise our wedding. If I knew I had to contribute... ffs

[BonerJams04]

one professor doesn't want to let me take the exam for his course. Thinking of bribing him or something, as i want to get my degree and be done with college this year. Honestly don't know why i bothered going to college in the first fucking place.

are professors allowed to not let tou take exams? thts fucked up.
whats his reasoning

[Molzie]

I've submitted three pieces of artwork to clients so far this week. The two which I consider to be portfolio pieces have been rejected and the one which I'm ashamed to have my name next to has just been called "oustanding".

I'm struggling to deal with these people.

[incnic]

thats about right LOL

i often do 3 options for work stuff, or 3 cameras
2 of which are legit choices that iv worked over and considered and then a 'donkey option' which is whatever

the 'donkey option' often gets chosen

[Shum]

a few years back, for a laugh, i played a band (who have since moved onto bigger and better places) the exact same mixdown of one of their tunes twice and asked them which they preferred. They were overwhelmingly in support of the 'first' version.

[incnic]

placebo is a grate drug

[bennyfroobs]

+1 clients are retarded
irritates me when things get to the point of them undesigning ur designs so much it almost seems easier to cancel the contract and tell them to do it themselves. also irritates me when they forget theyre hiring someone to generate creative solutions for them and not someone to just use as a human paintbrush who knows how to use complicated software.

[Shum]

you must get irritated a lot then man.