Things To Do Before You Are Thirty List

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri May 31, 2013 2:34 pm

Lye Form wrote:
wub wrote:
magma wrote:I'd like to see Male Cougaring done in the same vane as Female Cougaring. Hire yourself a teenage girl to clean your pool and mow your lawn and see how long it takes for Operation Yewtree to come knocking.

so......If you are in your 30s/40s/50s, and you chat up a 13 year old girl in spain who is on holiday with parents, are there no legal repercussions?

Well, there wouldn't be any here for just chatting one up. Until you give her the gunfinger, anyway.

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Fri May 31, 2013 2:42 pm

I read this as things to do before your thirsty, I am disappointed

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 2:43 pm

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri May 31, 2013 2:43 pm

lovelydivot wrote:

Weird, I was talking about the Luck Dragon last night!

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 2:48 pm

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 2:52 pm

seriously though

She Blinded me with Science or Gary Newmans Cars - I call Newman, easy
- But I still love the Dolby tune albeit hipsterism - Asshattery...Kitsch

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lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 3:00 pm

I'm ok though...I have permission to hate Kanye West.

I fucking hate that shit.

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magma · Post by **magma** » Fri May 31, 2013 3:01 pm

So, erm.... what things did you want to do before you were thirty?

(apart from become bizarrely and illogically familiar with countless stuff you hate so you can tell people online about stuff you hate)

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri May 31, 2013 3:04 pm

I can't remember 2003.

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 3:24 pm

magma wrote:So, erm.... what things did you want to do before you were thirty?

It's not really the - what - that's the issue for me these days...

It's the how...

I'm really trying to figure out how I'm going to plug in for the money this time...
I can't have a job that is going to kill me...

I'm working on my portfolio and have a grant submission in - so I can add some more lines to my professional resume...
My work resume is like 3 pages long - it's the professional one that is a bitch

no one cares that you were a whore for a shop

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri May 31, 2013 3:25 pm

What is your niche?

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 3:30 pm

It's a tough one - because you have to own it...

They lady I'm working with now is lucky because her mom is a real estate agent in an affluent beach town...
and gave her this spot right on the main strip to do her thing...

It's a shack(a very cute, expertly transformed one) - converted into a gallery and teaching studio
- on a 2 million dollar piece of prime commercial real estate...next to the Dogfish Head brew pub...

Now this is what I'm working with...half the size and in my parents backyard...30 min into the countryside
so it's just a studio - and If I were to be in the city working right now - I wouldn't have it at all.

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 4:21 pm

see - kode9s being funny again...pet shop boys

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 4:30 pm

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Fri May 31, 2013 4:32 pm

what you doing bm? making jewelery?

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 4:40 pm

quick!!! SOMEBODY GRAB ZOMBY!!!

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DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Fri May 31, 2013 4:41 pm

also Magma...

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Fri May 31, 2013 4:43 pm

@bm you don't look 41 in that vid, just bored. But seriously I thought you were in your 20s, then I remember a few years ago you were posting about your days in the early 90s rave scene. Didn't think 41 though.

But do you use chemicals to stay young? Because this is what popped up when I played it

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 4:54 pm

Yes Jewelry - Art Jewelry - Jewellery - Joaillerie - das schmucken - le bijou - bijouterie

30+ pieces

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Fri May 31, 2013 4:55 pm

You never know when a chemical is going to save your life...

Wait a minute - chemicals to stay young!!?? You mean lotion...

I use a toner and a light moisturizer after shower...

I drink tons of coffee

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