Glastonbury 2013

[magma]

Have to say I'm slightly concerned by the amount of people on EFestivals and the like saying they're going to be hit the car parks on Tuesday night.... queue might already be heaving by the time we get there!

Gonna leave my parents place (40mins drive) at about 6am...

[magma]

I'm so done with any type of life that's not on Worthy Farm.

I just absent mindedly turned our Chief Exec's bald head into a spurting cock on the front page of our internal magazine... I should probably put that in the secure disposal.

[magma]

I can't take this anymore. I'm just staring at the map and shivering.

[particle-jim]

Only an hour and 40 left, we can do this

[magma]

15 down, 85 more to go.

Might go for a walk.

[AxeD]

Jesus, I need a full festival report with pictures from you magma

[particle-jim]

actually scratch that, another pile of receipts just got dumped on my desk, sweet

DONE!!!

Now I just need to procrastinate for the next 45 minutes until I can leave

[magma]

45 mins!

Just realised all the Rizla I ordered off EDIT the other day is regular and not kingsize. TWAT. Headshop on the way home...

I'm just sitting around telling stories to disgusted colleagues about Portaloos at this point.

[magma]

Like the time my brother opened the door to a TURDIS only to find it was piled high with toilet paper to around 1 foot above the seat with two turds stuck in the top like the horns on a Desperate Dan Cow Pie. We've always wondered whether the dude hovered with impressive aim or picked those fuckers up...

[magma]

Or the time Kev took a shit in front of the whole of The Park because the lock on his long drop fell off mid-squeeze.

[particle-jim]

Or the time Kev took a shit in front of the whole of The Park because the lock on his long drop fell off mid-squeeze.

[Johnlenham]

Got a sweet torch from work.. need to swing by some shops tonight to try for a sim card converter and I might buy wellies. I fucking hate wellies but I know the year I dont bring some will the year I need them most..

[particle-jim]

Oh my, just found a bunch of pics from Glasto 2000 when I was about 10

[DiegoSapiens]

[magma]

[magma]

If you ever get famous, that absolutely has to go in an album booklet.

[jaydot]

I hope that's orange juice you're drinking there son.

[magma]

I'm packed for Glastonbury and as packed as I can be for America. I think I can get away with taking a fairly minimal amount of festival-infused clothing, which should make Heathrow a bit less... rubber glovey.

I'm going to show V the Julian Temple movie tomorrow night. I hope it doesn't scare the shit out of her. I think she's just a tiny bit nervous..

Has wub left? Have you left wub? Did your lot decide where they're going to camp?

[Mexztah]

Well, Ive got all my shit packed except my chair and some other last minute essentials Im getting after work tomorrow
Fuck me, Im way too excited for this shit

[meanmrcustard]

This is bullshit. Having to stay in late at work today of all days. I am *this* close to throwing a 5-year-old's tantrum