If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say?

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:16 pm

What would you say when you first step foot on the red planet (as in, "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind")?

exfox · Post by **exfox** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:20 pm

"put a donk on it"

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:25 pm

Prolly just kick a few rhymes so The Sun could have the headline "Mars Bars".

Blenky · Post by **Blenky** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:29 pm

Fucking sat-nav I was meant to be going slough

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:32 pm

Laszlo wrote:Prolly just kick a few rhymes so The Sun could have the headline "Mars Bars".

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:34 pm

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:36 pm

finally alone

EliteLennon117 · Post by **EliteLennon117** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:37 pm

After a long day of work. I like to go home to the lake, kick back and have a cold bud light with the dog. Please drink responsibly.

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:39 pm

kidshuffle wrote:

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:41 pm

"Can I come home yet, Capcom? It's looks like Arizona here, but it's freezing cold and I didn't see a single McDonalds on my descent. This fucking SUCKS, humanity. Don't follow me out here. At least that pussy Armstrong could see home from the Moon; I'm just depressed, scared and alone on a world that seems entirely indifferent to my existence. I left my wife for this. FML."

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:33 pm

Wish I'd brought a spacesuit urgh.

herbs · Post by **herbs** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:34 pm

"where's the Bar? LOLOL"

damn you Laszlo for a better pun

ctee · Post by **ctee** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:38 pm

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:39 pm

lol had to do my best in Badger's stead.

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:43 pm

I'd be like, 'ROY? ROY! sort that light out, shadows dont look natural - oh shit, we're on air?'

murky21 · Post by **murky21** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:50 pm

Laszlo wrote:Prolly just kick a few rhymes so The Sun could have the headline "Mars Bars".

/thread

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:51 pm

oi oi, what's this then?

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:17 pm

sd5 wrote:Wish I'd brought a spacesuit urgh.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:38 pm

please don't encourage that personality dago
he thinks he's so fuckin' funny

now me, being one of the sensible ones, I'd say:

Thanks to all the people that got me here & I vow, on behalf of all cognisant earthlings, to treat Mars with all the respect & care we are only just learning to afford our home planet.

leeany · Post by **leeany** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:40 pm

''One time for your mothafuckin' mind
This goes out to everybody in New York
That's living the real fucking life and every projects, all over
To my man, Big Will he's still here
The 40 side of Vernon, my man Big L.E.S
Big Cee-Lo from the Don, Shawn Penn, the 40 busters
My crew the shorty busters, the 41st side of Vernon posse
The Goodfellas, my man Cormega, Lakey the Kid
Can't forget Drawers, the Hillbillies
My man Slate, Wallethead, Black Jay, Big Oogi
Crazy barrio spot, Big Dove, we rock shit, Ph.D
And my man Primo, from Gang Starr
'94 real shit y'all, Harry O, fuck y'all crab-ass ****** though''

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