What even if they're women?*Grand* wrote: Oh, plus I hit people who shake my hand like a pussy.
I call them a pussy and tell them to shake like a man !
I also notice a personal urge to correct incorrect spelling, typing errors and punctuation
sri wrote:~i have to set all clocks or alarms to equal seven. even if im making food in the microwave, the numbers MUST equal seven.
~i cant hold a conversation with a new person unless i know their name. this usually leads to me interrupting them mid sentence so we can have introductions.
~i also have a fear of ketchup touching my skin. its gross. i eat it, but i just dont like it touching me whatsoever
~i am good at reading peoples energy. this leads me to dislike them before even talking to them sometimes because i feel the negativity. i think someone else also mentioned this...
~i talk to myself outloud all day
~if there is a drink in front of me, no matter what it is, i drink it fast. or, i have to finish all of a drink before leaving a restaurant. waste not want not. speaking of wasted, thats what i become when it happens to be an alcoholic drink in front of me
~when i get mad at people i call them by their astrological sign
~give the silent treatment to people way too often
~i HATE talking on the phone! i dont like the idea of talking to a voice. it creeps me out. i need to see faces
~i like calling people by their full names. first and last
Close The Door available here vvvvvvvvmagma wrote: I must fellate you instantly."?

OCD people generally are unless you need your house cleaning thoroughlymetalboxproducts wrote:sri wrote:~i have to set all clocks or alarms to equal seven. even if im making food in the microwave, the numbers MUST equal seven.
~i cant hold a conversation with a new person unless i know their name. this usually leads to me interrupting them mid sentence so we can have introductions.
~i also have a fear of ketchup touching my skin. its gross. i eat it, but i just dont like it touching me whatsoever
~i am good at reading peoples energy. this leads me to dislike them before even talking to them sometimes because i feel the negativity. i think someone else also mentioned this...
~i talk to myself outloud all day
~if there is a drink in front of me, no matter what it is, i drink it fast. or, i have to finish all of a drink before leaving a restaurant. waste not want not. speaking of wasted, thats what i become when it happens to be an alcoholic drink in front of me
~when i get mad at people i call them by their astrological sign
~give the silent treatment to people way too often
~i HATE talking on the phone! i dont like the idea of talking to a voice. it creeps me out. i need to see faces
~i like calling people by their full names. first and last
You sound slightly annoying.

Are you part Scottish?sri wrote: ~if there is a drink in front of me, no matter what it is, i drink it fast.
God damn hippy!sri wrote: ~when i get mad at people i call them by their astrological sign

Shonky wrote:What even if they're women?*Grand* wrote: Oh, plus I hit people who shake my hand like a pussy.
I call them a pussy and tell them to shake like a man !
nah ..
I also notice a personal urge to correct incorrect spelling, typing errors and punctuation

Just a guess, you're single?sri wrote:~i have to set all clocks or alarms to equal seven. even if im making food in the microwave, the numbers MUST equal seven.
~i cant hold a conversation with a new person unless i know their name. this usually leads to me interrupting them mid sentence so we can have introductions.
~i also have a fear of ketchup touching my skin. its gross. i eat it, but i just dont like it touching me whatsoever
~i am good at reading peoples energy. this leads me to dislike them before even talking to them sometimes because i feel the negativity. i think someone else also mentioned this...
~i talk to myself outloud all day
~if there is a drink in front of me, no matter what it is, i drink it fast. or, i have to finish all of a drink before leaving a restaurant. waste not want not. speaking of wasted, thats what i become when it happens to be an alcoholic drink in front of me
~when i get mad at people i call them by their astrological sign
~give the silent treatment to people way too often
~i HATE talking on the phone! i dont like the idea of talking to a voice. it creeps me out. i need to see faces
~i like calling people by their full names. first and last
Just another guess, it's not through choice is it?Dutty Yuppie wrote:Just a guess, you're single?sri wrote:~i have to set all clocks or alarms to equal seven. even if im making food in the microwave, the numbers MUST equal seven.
~i cant hold a conversation with a new person unless i know their name. this usually leads to me interrupting them mid sentence so we can have introductions.
~i also have a fear of ketchup touching my skin. its gross. i eat it, but i just dont like it touching me whatsoever
~i am good at reading peoples energy. this leads me to dislike them before even talking to them sometimes because i feel the negativity. i think someone else also mentioned this...
~i talk to myself outloud all day
~if there is a drink in front of me, no matter what it is, i drink it fast. or, i have to finish all of a drink before leaving a restaurant. waste not want not. speaking of wasted, thats what i become when it happens to be an alcoholic drink in front of me
~when i get mad at people i call them by their astrological sign
~give the silent treatment to people way too often
~i HATE talking on the phone! i dont like the idea of talking to a voice. it creeps me out. i need to see faces
~i like calling people by their full names. first and last

Close The Door available here vvvvvvvvmagma wrote: I must fellate you instantly."?

I don't think he'd be able to step away from his computer for long enough to make a TV programme unless the programme was him at his computer- god that would be more dull than the inane drivel that he posts here - I am going to burn my TV just in caseShonky wrote:Or Ross Noble. Or Jim Davidson. Or Ernie Wise.forensix (mcr) wrote:Doesn't stop you having a career in comedy - look at Jimmy Carr-BLADE- wrote:if i try to make jokes nobody find it funny.
Don't shout it about too much though or Feas is going to be on channel 4 for fucking ever
Someone's going to do it aren't they??forensix (mcr) wrote:I don't think he'd be able to step away from his computer for long enough to make a TV programme unless the programme was him at his computer- god that would be more dull than the inane drivel that he posts here - I am going to burn my TV just in caseShonky wrote:Or Ross Noble. Or Jim Davidson. Or Ernie Wise.forensix (mcr) wrote:Doesn't stop you having a career in comedy - look at Jimmy Carr-BLADE- wrote:if i try to make jokes nobody find it funny.
Don't shout it about too much though or Feas is going to be on channel 4 for fucking ever


nah to the scottish. irish 50%. all the other stuff i will blame on being part polish. no to the ocd. if i do, i sure as hell dont have the keeping shit clean part of it. ocd for the alarm equalling seven, yes. (cause im a hippie and seven equals spirituality to me.)gravious wrote:Are you part Scottish?sri wrote: ~if there is a drink in front of me, no matter what it is, i drink it fast.
God damn hippy!sri wrote: ~when i get mad at people i call them by their astrological sign![]()
When I get 'mad' I just call them fanny-baws
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