I had a bottle of sperm whale oil once.
I'd read that (very) old stock from the last whaling station in Oz was being sold
and sent for a sample.
I had it for several years in various fridges
wondering what I'd eventually do with it
& resisting using it to cook with when skint.
One day, during yet another move
& trying to minimize the cartage,
I poured it around a sapling
hoping that somehow it's magical properties would help the tree
& propitiate the long dead creature.
btw, one of its last commercial uses was to lubricate sewing machines
sd5 wrote:I had a bottle of sperm whale oil once.
I'd read that (very) old stock from the last whaling station in Oz was being sold
and sent for a sample.
I had it for several years in various fridges
wondering what I'd eventually do with it
& resisting using it to cook with when skint.
One day, during yet another move
& trying to minimize the cartage,
I poured it around a sapling
hoping that somehow it's magical properties would help the tree
& propitiate the long dead creature.
btw, one of its last commercial uses was to lubricate sewing machines
Agent 47 wrote:just tried to iron my clothes while i was wearing them and really burnt myself
you honestly thought this could be anything other than a bad idea?
they're thick ass jeans and i just wanted to get the main creases out.
i wasn't like ironing agains my chest in a silk shirt
but yeah - lesson learn't, don't be lazy, and just take your clothes off
also, cheers wub
yeah I was picturing you trying to do it while wearing like a buttoned shirt or something lol. You can't be making these type of mistakes once you get a poison snake in the house, the fucker will take advantage of your vulnerability and merk ya.
ultraspatial wrote:doing any sort of drug other than smoking crack is 5 panel.
incnic wrote:true headz tread a fine line between bitterness and euphoria - much like the best rave tunes
Agent 47 wrote:just tried to iron my clothes while i was wearing them and really burnt myself
ffs im sorry but loooool
SCope13 wrote:You can't be making these type of mistakes once you get a poison snake in the house, the fucker will take advantage of your vulnerability and merk ya.
when he doesn't post any longer we'll at least know why
"If your chest ain't rattlin it ain't happenin'" - DJ Pinch
"Move pples bodies and stimulate their minds"
we just ride the wave
Life sucks; Get used² it.
TopManLurka wrote:FTR, requirements for being a 'head':
-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.