not even an accidental explosive sex fart when youre pure raggin her? they're hilariouswub wrote:I've never passed gas in front of my missus either, we've been together nearly 4 and a half.garethom wrote:One of the bres I play american football with is getting married later in the year. the other day he revealed he has never farted in front of her, not even silent. They've been together for 5 years. say wat.
TopManLurka wrote:FTR, requirements for being a 'head':
-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.
Never said appalled. I love farting, it both sounds and smells great IMO.mIrReN wrote:I fart, you fart, we fart everybody
never understood ppl who act appalled about it, everybody does it
The sound can be amusing but this, just nowub wrote: smells great IMO.
Would you also leave the room to cough, something that is no doubt more harmful than a fart?wub wrote:Never said appalled. I love farting, it both sounds and smells great IMO.mIrReN wrote:I fart, you fart, we fart everybody
never understood ppl who act appalled about it, everybody does it
That's still no reason to do it in front of the woman I love, however.
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
Conversely though, you aren't gonna die from lack of oxygen in what, the 2/3 seconds it would take you to leave the room.magma wrote:Most of the time if I cough in front of people I won't have had a choice about it - cough or stop breathing. I've very rarely felt the requirement to fart on pain of immediate respiratory failure.
The first time she dropped the bat in front of me, we'd been going out about 6 months, and she stood up too fast off a chair. The only time I've heard an "ooh!" of genuine shock in my life.magma wrote:She let one go in her sleep the other night. It was magical.
garethom wrote:What do you think their reaction would be if you did it?
magma wrote:Most of the time if I cough in front of people I won't have had a choice about it - cough or stop breathing. I've very rarely felt the requirement to fart on pain of immediate respiratory failure.
She let one go in her sleep the other night. It was magical.
so who shagged who to make this possible?mIrReN wrote: my grandfather/brother
warn em, roll down the windowwolf89 wrote:On the subject of the not farting in front of people thing again though
What if you're on a jong journey somewhere in a car or something and got mad gas. Do you just hold all of it in and feel sick out of politeness?
Dead Rats wrote:Mate, these chaps are lads.
wolf89 wrote:On the subject of the not farting in front of people thing again though
What if you're on a jong journey somewhere in a car or something and got mad gas. Do you just hold all of it in and feel sick out of politeness?
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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