The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[butter_man]

I got sacked via phone this morning. slimey manager hung up when I kept demanding a decent reason why "what part of my work was subpar?' 'errrr, I'm not having this conversation now" hangs up

What an utterly spineless CUNT...sacking via phone is bad enough, but not having a proper chat about it? Cervix of the highest order.

I knew that when I worked with him. he's 2 years older than me so Id thought he'd be cool yukno and he was always trynna be pally but alarm bells would start ringing when he'd laugh or say things and never look me straight in the eye. so I kept quiet round him. fuckin slimey jobsworths.

[butter_man]

safe. just a shit start to the day. I knew i was being used somehow. they said I'd be doing 5 weeks relief a year and I worked a couple of days and the baker said "hey look at this your doing seven days next week" 2 days after that I got the phone call.

fuck it.

Bun them mate

need to figure out a way (when less angry) to get them back which doesnt involve a machete. *gchq disclaimer - fuck you babylon, mans be pissed. allow it*

[Johoosh]

safe. just a shit start to the day. I knew i was being used somehow. they said I'd be doing 5 weeks relief a year and I worked a couple of days and the baker said "hey look at this your doing seven days next week" 2 days after that I got the phone call.

fuck it.

Bun them mate

need to figure out a way (when less angry) to get them back which doesnt involve a machete. *gchq disclaimer - fuck you babylon, mans be pissed. allow it*

Its alright mate you don't knead them anymore

[didi]

ffs LOL

[Electric_Head]

safe. just a shit start to the day. I knew i was being used somehow. they said I'd be doing 5 weeks relief a year and I worked a couple of days and the baker said "hey look at this your doing seven days next week" 2 days after that I got the phone call.

fuck it.

Sorry.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

I got sacked via phone this morning. slimey manager hung up when I kept demanding a decent reason why "what part of my work was subpar?' 'errrr, I'm not having this conversation now" hangs up

What an utterly spineless CUNT...sacking via phone is bad enough, but not having a proper chat about it? Cervix of the highest order.

better than getting fired via mail while you're in hospital tbf imo tbh

[didi]

my copy of str8 flush has developed a skip

any advice?

might buy some record cleaning fluid

someone i know also swears by using a rubber to clean the record

[garethom]

someone i know also swears by using a rubber to clean the record

Nah, that'll just stop you from catching anything if the record has been sleeping around.

I had sex with a LP with no rubber, then BAM! 9 months later, a box set of limited 7"s appeared.

[Muncey]

I had sex with a LP with no rubber, then BAM! 9 months later, a box set of limited 7"s appeared.

[didi]

[skimpi]

yeh? what part of my attitude is unfit for washing dishes. come to think of it, what problem do you have with any part of my attitude?

maybe they bought a washing machine so they dont need you? but yeah fuck any employers they dont give a shit about anyone

[m8son666]

need to figure out a way (when less angry) to get them back which doesnt involve a machete. *gchq disclaimer - fuck you babylon, mans be pissed. allow it*

u should fuck one of his relatives

[syrup]

someone i know also swears by using a rubber to clean the record

Nah, that'll just stop you from catching anything if the record has been sleeping around.

I had sex with a LP with no rubber, then BAM! 9 months later, a box set of limited 7"s appeared.

7.1 mm of love
i'm sorry gareth

[garethom]

someone i know also swears by using a rubber to clean the record

Nah, that'll just stop you from catching anything if the record has been sleeping around.

I had sex with a LP with no rubber, then BAM! 9 months later, a box set of limited 7"s appeared.

7.1 mm of love
i'm sorry gareth

I had to adapt. I found LPs to be the most suitable lovers.

[dickman69]

I cant stop listening to "my story"

[Toasted]

I had to adapt. I found LPs to be the most suitable lovers.

I hear they like it quick

[magma]

BT are a bunch of cunts

my dad said if he ever goes prison it will be cus of BT lol

Your dad sounds as hardcore as you.

mi dadz arder dun ur dad

on a real tho, BT are fucking stnuc

I sent them an e-mail earlier than started with the words "After 15 years of avoiding BT due to traditionally pathetic levels of customer service I was disappointed, but not entirely surprised...."

No reply, so I rang up and said much the same to some poor fucker in a call centre. He's just given me a free BT Wireless login and a month's free service (well, what'll be left of it), but apparently my connection isn't going to be ready until at least Thursday.

My PS3 had better get enough from this WiFi to get me onto GTA Online or I'm going to channel my inner-Trevor before I call them next.

[Electric_Head]

I hate working with Mercedes benz.
Bunch of entitled fucktards.

[Forum]

They go in this order

bmw > audi > mercedes

[Electric_Head]

I'm talking about the company, not the car.
BMW first?

not sure about that