Post here when you have had a poo

untightled · Post by **untightled** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:27 pm

coffee always helps

and thinking about it also gets one or two things rolling

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:07 am

my toilet is getting abused

wysockisauce · Post by **wysockisauce** » Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:46 am

Mountain Dew Code Red is probably the best laxative out there. Mud butt every time.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:10 am

excuse me for a second

im going to take a shit

Gryphonyx · Post by **Gryphonyx** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:20 pm

Bro tip: if you go for a shit in a public place like q service station, use the disabled loo. Less people use it so its cleaner and you have so much space!

worst experience: taking a shit in college and someone comes and sits in the cubicle next to me, we then both try to sgit as quietly as possible. When I am washing my hands he comes out and it turns out that hes someone who I met on a field trip the week before. Awkwar as hell

also, I was once having a piss in the college urinal and my chemistry teacher sidles up in the urinal next to me, starts training his dragon then says to me mid-piss "shouldn't you be in lesson"

I died that day

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:19 pm

wow you're incredibly sad ^

Gryphonyx · Post by **Gryphonyx** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:34 pm

gwa wrote:wow you're incredibly sad ^

I know right

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:53 pm

i feel like ive just lost 5 pounds

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:33 pm

Poopin on the job

Feels good man

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:43 pm

kidshuffle wrote:Poopin on the job

Feels good man

didi · Post by **didi** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:36 pm

if ur out and about and need a place to shit don't go to mcdonalds cos every guy and his nan will go to mcdonalds so the loo is normally a state

use the loo at a place like topshop. far cleaner and you'll actually get loo seats and bog roll

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:46 pm

#poowisdom

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:51 pm

My IBS has been flaring up of late, meaning no consistency whatsoever, might go for a colonic irrigation.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:52 pm

PinUp wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:Poopin on the job

Feels good man

Destroyed the work lavs as usual, by now they must surely regret making the toilets unisex seeing as I spend a good 20 minutes every day wrecking the place

MrBlack · Post by **MrBlack** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:57 pm

No matter how hard I try, I can never poo in a public toilet. I could have the shits and all that'd happen is a wispy wet fart. Do you think there's some sort of mental block your brain sends to your gut, that only allows you to poo when fully relaxed?

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:06 pm

MrBlack wrote:No matter how hard I try, I can never poo in a public toilet. I could have the shits and all that'd happen is a wispy wet fart. Do you think there's some sort of mental block your brain sends to your gut, that only allows you to poo when fully relaxed?

Grab your hamstrings and lift them up so your knees are towards your head, like you are about to receive a missionary style pummeling... now when you feel your muscles relax, role forward on the seat and grab your ankles and your holio should release a dollop, repeat this until your arse is exhausted like a finished tube of toothpaste.

forbidden · Post by **forbidden** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:16 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:
MrBlack wrote:No matter how hard I try, I can never poo in a public toilet. I could have the shits and all that'd happen is a wispy wet fart. Do you think there's some sort of mental block your brain sends to your gut, that only allows you to poo when fully relaxed?
Grab your hamstrings and lift them up so your knees are towards your head, like you are about to receive a missionary style pummeling... now when you feel your muscles relax, role forward on the seat and grab your ankles and your holio should release a dollop, repeat this until your arse is exhausted like a finished tube of toothpaste.

sounds like this guy knows his shit

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:20 pm

Pro Tip: If your struggling to empty out your bowels for whatever reason, take a couple of table spoons of Olive Oil lol It works like a charm.

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:22 pm

difference wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
MrBlack wrote:No matter how hard I try, I can never poo in a public toilet. I could have the shits and all that'd happen is a wispy wet fart. Do you think there's some sort of mental block your brain sends to your gut, that only allows you to poo when fully relaxed?
Grab your hamstrings and lift them up so your knees are towards your head, like you are about to receive a missionary style pummeling... now when you feel your muscles relax, role forward on the seat and grab your ankles and your holio should release a dollop, repeat this until your arse is exhausted like a finished tube of toothpaste.
sounds like this guy knows his shit

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:33 pm

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