euphemizms

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:57 pm

in my house we call the toilet the "Angry Chair"

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:59 pm

Euphemism...
toilet in my house is called the bog, never been too sure why tho.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:00 pm

and sometimes we call the toilet the "grumpy pot"

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:01 pm

and then when we have to go #2 we call it "grumping"

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:06 pm

"grumpin" suggests not enjoying having a shit tho...
best parts of the day tbh, can read the paper have a smoke n drink tea without being disturbed. everything else i do is just killing time before i get to bless

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:15 pm

I get your point there...

the words grumpy and angry are used to describe the sounds coming from whomever is having a sit on the "bog"

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:17 pm

another euphemizm is "Bianca"

great replacement for the word "bitch"

tell your friend Bianca to have a sit on the grumpy pot

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:03 pm

unklefesta wrote:tell your friend Bianca to have a sit on the grumpy pot

I so want to hear that sentence used

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:02 pm

Shonky wrote:
unklefesta wrote:tell your friend Bianca to have a sit on the grumpy pot
I so want to hear that sentence used

me too

also...

a good euphemizm for "Fuck off" is simply...

"eee-errr"

like when your boss pisses you off and you cant tell them to take the piss...

simply say...

"eee-err"

and hope that they havent read this thread

showguns · Post by **showguns** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:03 pm

unklefesta wrote:
Shonky wrote:
unklefesta wrote:tell your friend Bianca to have a sit on the grumpy pot
I so want to hear that sentence used
me too

also...

a goor euphemizm for "Fuck off" is simply...

"eee-errr"

like when your boss pisses you off and you cant tell them to take the piss...

simply say...

"eee-err"

and hope that they havent read this thread

eee-err.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:52 pm

I was using an english/french online translation to see what "go fuck your mother" was in french.

I got two translations and one was "go shit your mother" which I think might be slightly more offensive and the other was "go kiss your mother" which seemed a bit lame to be honest.

Hardly the Cosa Nostra expletive-fest that I had hoped for. Je ne suis pas le gangster

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:09 pm

only phrench i know,
fiz da poot
and
jay swee tombay

oh n

back to the euphemisms, from big dog tim westwood, "phew! lets bless these mics" which i tek to mean having a crap.
innart

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:30 pm

Are-K142 wrote:back to the euphemisms, from big dog tim westwood, "phew! lets bless these mics" which i tek to mean having a crap.
innart

aaah yes...

that is a new one for me

rojparody · Post by **rojparody** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:12 am

Shonky wrote:I was using an english/french online translation to see what "go fuck your mother" was in french.

Works better in Spanish - Chinga tu madre!

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:34 am

"having the builders in" = need to go for a grump

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:08 am

stanton wrote:"having the builders in" = need to go for a grump

We say "I need to go send a fax" or "Upload a file to the system" here at work

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:46 pm

I used to work at a restaurant that was in an old bank building.

when they were converting it from a bank to fine dining establishment, they couldn't remove the vault, so they put the restrooms in the vault. when we had to go crap...

we'd say: "I'm going to make a deposit"

!

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:53 pm

Not sure if this is an euphemizm, or a combination of two, or not one at all.

"Away and wring your maggot ya filthy midden."

(Please go away and amuse yourself you rotten scoundrel)

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:58 pm

frebentos wrote:Not sure if this is an euphemizm, or a combination of two, or not one at all.

"Away and wring your maggot ya filthy midden."

(Please go away and amuse yourself you rotten scoundrel)

shouldn't that be in one of the many "talk like a pirate" threads?

schamotnik · Post by **schamotnik** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:32 pm

Shonky wrote:I was using an english/french online translation to see what "go fuck your mother" was in french.

NTM - nique ta mere!

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