having a shoe moment...

[Pedro Sánchez]

That ASAP dude is a wanker.

[lovelydivot]

On my word - I can't make a statement without a full explanation; clarifying as to not offend...


British people don't sound gay speaking with a British accent...they sound normal

Americans trying to speak with a British accent sound gay.


and I don't mean -"Hey why you tryin' to sound funny.."

I mean they actually sound like a homosexual person.



Americans are unable to do British English without hitting that gay note for some reason.

[skell1ngton777]

maybe because many americans have only been exposed to that theatrical upper class english accent that "british" people tend to have in films

so they just do their "shakespeare voice"

I think there are a lot of americans who think that every english person is some sort of landed aristocrat and that we all live in castles or country manors

[lovelydivot]

You're prolly right imami..or something like that


When I came back to the north east after living in Savannah for 4 years...

I met some friends at the diner like we used to do in high school...
and I said something - and it came out with a real heavy drawl...

My friends were literally on the floor of the restaurant laughing...


They were laughing at me.

[lovelydivot]

This is the actual diner...

[vishes]

Saw a guy wearing these at a birthday party last weekend.



we all just couldn't believe how anyone could see these in a shop and think "ah yeah nice one, i'll take those!"

[nowaysj]

maybe because many americans have only been exposed to that theatrical upper class english accent that "british" people tend to have in films

so they just do their "shakespeare voice"

I think there are a lot of americans who think that every english person is some sort of landed aristocrat and that we all live in castles or country manors

I think it is because Anglos appear to be a bit soft, so we're kind of manifesting our perception.

[m8son666]

at least we aint all dumb and fat tho lol

[kidshuffle]

ur all just dumb instead

[m8son666]

umm excuse me what language do you speak?

[lovelydivot]

A lot of corn syrup up in this piece...


I just had a slice of coconut cake...

Someone save me!!!

[kidshuffle]

umm excuse me what language do you speak?

some dumb language

[lovelydivot]

....would

[m8son666]

umm excuse me what language do you speak?

some dumb language

o u aint even a yank eh. how dare you speak against your mighty leader the queen

[nowaysj]

at least we aint all dumb and fat tho lol

I'll stick with dumb and fat, thanks.