What Sweet Do You Want? Answers Lie Within...

[garethom]

Putting my time on the bench at work to good use, I have devised this scale to aid potential purchasers of confectionery in their decision. Sick of going for the “luxury” sweets, but feeling unfulfilled? Sick of feeling hungry and having to go for filling, but tasteless snacks?

No longer. Hope you can put this to good use.



No neckbeard comments about 90% cocoa chocolate or whatever. This is for the average hungry man or woman on the street.

[Genevieve]

My neckbeard is glorious, shut up garthom.

[Terpit]

I'm not happy with where you've put Chomps mate

And Bounty.. wtf is wrong with you

[Riddles]

Kitkat Chunky Peanut Butter or Reese's Cups. Been really enjoying the peanut butter based chocolate recently

[Electric_Head]

I like some lindt 70%.
Got to watch the sugar intake.

[topmo3]

i have no idea what most of these are

plus, if u try raw chocolates all these processed 900-ingredient chocolate bars start tasting real bland

real talk

[magma]

This is a strong contribution to humanity; props Gareth.

I'm side-eyeing KitKat Chunky as the tastiest and most filling snack though.

Not that I have evidence to the contrary; it just doesn't feel right.

[wub]

King of chocolate bars.

[Liam92]

Fruit Gums are fucking garbage, just completely rape your teeth.

Creme Egg higher than Smarties? Fucksake, sort it out

Also Picnic that high up? Have a word with yourself

[magma]

Fruit Gums are fucking garbage, just completely rape your teeth.

Creme Egg higher than Smarties? Fucksake, sort it out

Get the fuck out. Fruit Gums are first in the fucking pantheon.

[Terpit]

Also Picnic that high up?

I support Garethoms decision with that one

[garethom]

i have no idea what most of these are

plus, if u try raw chocolates all these processed 900-ingredient chocolate bars start tasting real bland

real talk

Specifically said no neckbearding m8.

This is a strong contribution to humanity; props Gareth.

I'm side-eyeing KitKat Chunky as the tastiest and most filling snack though.

Not that I have evidence to the contrary; it just doesn't feel right.

To start with, we created a spreadsheet with solid values on (out of 10). Chunky got a 10 substance, 8 taste. Highest taste were Galaxy Ripple and Twirl.

King of chocolate bars.

This man knows! Wish these were more widely available, can only really get them from one place in Birmz, ordered a box off the net before though. These are also a strong contender:



Unfortunately, not widely available enough to warrant a place in the graph.

[garethom]

Also Picnic that high up?

I support Garethoms decision with that one

Please note that picnic is high in substance, but low in taste. Not a big fan of picnics, but they're one of the more filling bars.

[Liam92]

Fruit Gums are fucking garbage, just completely rape your teeth.

Creme Egg higher than Smarties? Fucksake, sort it out

Get the fuck out. Fruit Gums are first in the fucking pantheon.

Fruit Gums have 0 substance or taste, they can fuck off

[garethom]

Will take you a good half an hour AT LEAST to get through a tube of fruit gums man.

[magma]

Also Picnic that high up?

I support Garethoms decision with that one

Please note that picnic is high in substance, but low in taste. Not a big fan of picnics, but they're one of the more filling bars.

Depends on the picnic... the chocolate chip one's actually pretty tasty. I've never fancied a Picnic though... only ever had one as a last resort because it was all that was in my Mum's cupboard and then realised they're actually pretty great.

You've got Aero as having less substance than Maltesers. Are you fucking MAD?

[topmo3]

i know m6+2 i was just fucking with ya

[dickman69]

Why are m&ms ranked so high for substance (maybe peanut m&ms)

Also fastbreaks are great but are so sweet they hurt my teeth

[topmo3]

but i actually meant what i said.

anyway if we're talking about deez processed sugar-laden FMCG's, my choice is this



fucking yum

[garethom]

only ever had one as a last resort because it was all that was in my Mum's cupboard and then realised they're actually pretty great.

There's a whole range of sweets that fall into the "Mum's Cupboard" category. For me, they are: Kit Kat, Twix, Crunchie, Drifter. The sweets you'd never buy individually at the shop, but your mom drew for the multi-pack, and you appreciate their greatness.

You've got Aero as having less substance than Maltesers. Are you fucking MAD?

Aeros rarely last more than a few bites. Maltesers enforce at least the illusion by being many and individual.

Why are m&ms ranked so high for substance (maybe peanut m&ms)

Also fastbreaks are great but are so sweet they hurt my teeth

Because they're the only sweet I've known that is magic. You can consistently draw for M&Ms for a good hour before they seem to finally run out. Scientists don't actually know how many M&Ms are in a packet.

Fastbreaks are definitely a once a week at most bar.