Irritating shit on facebook

[dickman69]

some of the bitstrips my chicago fb friends make are fucking hilarious

you cant say that and not repost

Ill collect some and post them

[CreamLord]

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were
a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy
was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine
bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the
bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the
kitchen totally forgot the matter.

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by
its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine
meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the
mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was
stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead
child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS :

1. What were the five words ?
2. What is the implication of this story?

ANSWER :

The husband just said "I am with you Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior.
The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no
point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken
time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.

No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she
needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband.
That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there
would be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand
miles beginswith a single step.

" Take off all your envies, jealousies,unforgiveness, selfishness,
and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as
you think.

MORAL OF THE STORY
This story is really worth reading. ..... Sometimes we spend time in
asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a
relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this way we
miss out some warmth in human relationship.

[mIrReN]

WHOEVER THE FUCK USED IT
SHOULD CLOSE IT AND PUT IT BACK

[kidshuffle]

it's really becoming obvious who the sheep are. I feel bad for them. Maybe in their next incarnation they can grow into someone who isn't a remote controlled sheeple unit, capable of carrying the implanted messenger signals they've been brainwashed into having since birth. Statements such as "there is no God" and "the government would never hurt us" and "chemtrails are ordinary planes, duh" will quickly show the timid sheeple for their true colours.

The average sheeple has no special qualities that set them apart from the flock. They are stunningly average in every way. These critters aren't interesting, intelligent, creative, or spiritual. Among sheeple you'll find yelling critics, skeptical low information voters, useless eaters, welfare scum and people who LOVE THEIR IPHONE. I believe at the core of all of their hearts still lays a golden nugget, and thats why so much effort is put in to keep them in their flock.

The point of a flock? Thats easy silly! Sheep provide tax money, esoterically in the matrix grid they provide "loosh" look it up, I'm not explaining.

Sheeple are weak individually, but have power in numbers, and that power is far stronger than one sheep unit alone. Miraculously, their inane ideas become multiplied the larger the flock, until mainstream idiocies become complacent "truths", following an exponential pattern of stupidity. The earth is flat paradigm is a perfect example of learning status quo information and holding on to it, despite evidence to the contrary. Once a source of knowledge is learned, it becomes nearly impossible to dislodge for a sheeple.

Many sheeple will be spotted ground grazing at mcdonalds, sitting at sports events, or sitting in the walk in doctors office, sick and unsure why, waiting to get inoculated. This bread and circus society is developed to keep them calm and distracted.

Deep down, all a sheeple wants, is to be led. They need a shepherd, to be wise and true, to lead them to water, and to protect them from the wolves. They will latch on to anything. Beware false prophets isn't a concept they will grasp. Russell Brand is not a fucking prophet. He's bought and paid for, to sway the crowd for an agenda you wont be told about. Do we need a revolution? Vs WILL we GET a revolution? are two different things. He was bait, to see reactions, to gauge them, and get a feel for where the public is standing. Nothing will happen directly, he was used for surveying a growingly distrustful populous.

Don't get me started on the "wolves"

Me? I'm an octopus, but I have my eyes on the man with the gun, and on the moon because she has tilted in axis but nobody notices.

Don't forget to drink the tap water.

[OGLemon]

lol what a lame. must be one of those fedora types

[Terpit]

it's really becoming obvious who the sheep are. I feel bad for them. Maybe in their next incarnation they can grow into someone who isn't a remote controlled sheeple unit, capable of carrying the implanted messenger signals they've been brainwashed into having since birth. Statements such as "there is no God" and "the government would never hurt us" and "chemtrails are ordinary planes, duh" will quickly show the timid sheeple for their true colours.

The average sheeple has no special qualities that set them apart from the flock. They are stunningly average in every way. These critters aren't interesting, intelligent, creative, or spiritual. Among sheeple you'll find yelling critics, skeptical low information voters, useless eaters, welfare scum and people who LOVE THEIR IPHONE. I believe at the core of all of their hearts still lays a golden nugget, and thats why so much effort is put in to keep them in their flock.

The point of a flock? Thats easy silly! Sheep provide tax money, esoterically in the matrix grid they provide "loosh" look it up, I'm not explaining.

Sheeple are weak individually, but have power in numbers, and that power is far stronger than one sheep unit alone. Miraculously, their inane ideas become multiplied the larger the flock, until mainstream idiocies become complacent "truths", following an exponential pattern of stupidity. The earth is flat paradigm is a perfect example of learning status quo information and holding on to it, despite evidence to the contrary. Once a source of knowledge is learned, it becomes nearly impossible to dislodge for a sheeple.

Many sheeple will be spotted ground grazing at mcdonalds, sitting at sports events, or sitting in the walk in doctors office, sick and unsure why, waiting to get inoculated. This bread and circus society is developed to keep them calm and distracted.

Deep down, all a sheeple wants, is to be led. They need a shepherd, to be wise and true, to lead them to water, and to protect them from the wolves. They will latch on to anything. Beware false prophets isn't a concept they will grasp. Russell Brand is not a fucking prophet. He's bought and paid for, to sway the crowd for an agenda you wont be told about. Do we need a revolution? Vs WILL we GET a revolution? are two different things. He was bait, to see reactions, to gauge them, and get a feel for where the public is standing. Nothing will happen directly, he was used for surveying a growingly distrustful populous.

Don't get me started on the "wolves"

Me? I'm an octopus, but I have my eyes on the man with the gun, and on the moon because she has tilted in axis but nobody notices.

Don't forget to drink the tap water.

[Terpit]

[Pedro Sánchez]

True though, never forget OG 1944

[Sexual_Chocolate]

that would be funny, if it was being told be man, not a reposted image on fb.

[kidshuffle]

lol what a lame. must be one of those fedora types

can females be fedoras?

i think shes more just a burner than a fedora anyways

[Laszlo]

The expletive ruins it entirely.

Actually, my granddad said something very similar when he was questioned at the French border in the late twentieth century. The French immigration officials, being the humourless bunch they are, deported him in double quick time.
"The damned cheek of it! If it wasn't for us..." would be heard for many a year to come whenever the subject was raised

[OGLemon]

lol what a lame. must be one of those fedora types

can females be fedoras?

i think shes more just a burner than a fedora anyways

[kidshuffle]

[Sexual_Chocolate]

wut

who the fuck do you associate with that would post that?

he certainly aint no thug lol

[ehbes]

Finally, exams are over.

wait.... summer school. FUCK YOU

ugh. exam.... ready i am not.

working up a sweat. need that protein.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

lol fa.ggot

[Terpit]

lol

[bennyfroobs]

Finally, exams are over.

wait.... summer school. FUCK YOU

ugh. exam.... ready i am not.

working up a sweat. need that protein.

hehehehehe... u kids a nd ur exams

have fun with those

[kidshuffle]

wut

who the fuck do you associate with that would post that?

he certainly aint no thug lol

They arent on my friendlist, i just saw them comment on something lol

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Finally, exams are over.

wait.... summer school. FUCK YOU

ugh. exam.... ready i am not.

working up a sweat. need that protein.

hehehehehe... u kids a nd ur exams

have fun with those

i didnt. and i certainly aint no kid.