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Is man on the beat?

Never
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5%
Once a month
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5%
Couple times a week
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42%
A wank a day keeps the doctor away
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34%
Hold tight blud I'm yankin the snake atm
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13%
 
Total votes: 76

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Post by OGLemon » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:43 pm

How often do you beat off to porn? This is for strictly academic purposes. Please don't ban me.

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Re: Porn

Post by jaydot » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:47 pm

I suffer from depression so wanking is more a chore than a pleasure.
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Re: Porn

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:02 pm

I'm one of the biggest wankers I know.
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Re: Porn

Post by kidshuffle » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:05 pm

you're going to fap to the results, aren't you?
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Re: Porn

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:06 pm

kidshuffle wrote:you're going to fap to the results, aren't you?
Fapping!
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Re: Porn

Post by ehbes » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:07 pm

have to take advantage of when my roommate is in class
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Re: Porn

Post by Molzie » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:11 pm

put his undies over your head

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Re: Porn

Post by ehbes » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:11 pm

Molzie wrote:put his undies over your head
youre assuming i dont already
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Re: Porn

Post by Harkat » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:12 pm

I'm seriously trying to quit, it feels like I'm killing my soul with the shit. Not religious or anything about it, won't judge anyone, but it feels extremely wrong to me.
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Re: Porn

Post by BonerJams04 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:14 pm

consider yourself judged
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Re: Porn

Post by ezza » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:19 pm

probz once every other day

i hate most porn tho, gotta be strictly amateur. fuck all that hardcore/storyline bullshit - just feels so distant from the real thing

im never going to turn a menial task like washing my car into a 8 girls on 1 guy group fuck. and knowing that just pisses me off tbf
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Re: Porn

Post by Molzie » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:23 pm

Harkat wrote:I'm seriously trying to quit, it feels like I'm killing my soul with the shit. Not religious or anything about it, won't judge anyone, but it feels extremely wrong to me.
maybe you're doing it wrong. how many fingers are you putting in your anus?

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Re: Porn

Post by Samuel_L_Damnson » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:24 pm

tellin it straight
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there fore should probs do it as often as possible.
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Re: Porn

Post by kay » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:33 pm

One of my friends used to install tv aerials for a living. Used to get with horny housewives all the time.

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Re: Porn

Post by CreamLord » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:47 pm

When my penis tells me
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Re: Porn

Post by Laszlo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:54 pm

That one 'Never' vote is me btw. I have seen porn, I just don't 'use' it.

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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:12 am

Agent 47 wrote:probz once every other day

i hate most porn tho, gotta be strictly amateur. fuck all that hardcore/storyline bullshit - just feels so distant from the real thing

im never going to turn a menial task like washing my car into a 8 girls on 1 guy group fuck. and knowing that just pisses me off tbf
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Re: Porn

Post by jaydot » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:12 am

Laszlo wrote:That one 'Never' vote is me btw. I have seen porn, I just don't 'use' it.
Hold up fellas we have another Pistons over here.
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Re: Porn

Post by Liam92 » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:13 am

Laszlo wrote:That one 'Never' vote is me btw. I have seen porn, I just don't 'use' it.
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Re: Porn

Post by lloydnoise » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:28 am

everything in moderation, brothers

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