RIP Mandela

mIrReN · Post by **mIrReN** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:01 pm

little down if you didn't read ^

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:03 pm

mIrReN wrote:little down if you didn't read ^

What?

Oh the negative big up.

DC rlly. I just. I JUST LOVE MY STORY.

That was a compliment?

OGLemon · Post by **OGLemon** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:26 pm

Genevieve wrote:
Genevieve wrote:Someone needs to photoshop Mandela being driven to the gates of heaven by Paul Walker in a Skyline.
I just wrote some fanfiction. Might as well share it here.

Confused Nelson Mandela awakens to find himself in a large, reverberating and dark space. Literally no light is making its way towards his retina. He stumbles, clumsily, towards a presence he feels. 'I..is anybody out here?' Suddenly, he is startled by a familiar sound. A car remote is being activated and 2 large headlights are shining on him. These brilliant and almost blinding headlights conceal a the silhouette of a mysterious figure. "I've been waiting for you" a voice said as Nelson Mandela's eyes are getting used to brightly shining lights.

The lights suddenly turn off but the space is illuminated by a different, mysterious and undetectable lightsource, revealing a modded Nissan Skyline with a person standing in front of it. "I know you", Mandela says, trying to make sense of the unfamiliarity of the situation and finding foothold in the chaos. "You're Paul Walker! But, how could this be? I thought you were dead". Paul Walker smiles. "I am". Mandela is clearly shocked. "B.. but does this.. does this mean that I..?' Paul Walker nods. "There is nothing to be afraid of.. Come with me", he said as he occupied the seat behind the driving wheel.

Opening the passenger side's door he invites Nelson Mandela into the car. "I'll explain everything in a minute. Just get in. Don't forget to wear a seatbelt, though. A deadly accident is just around the corner!"

Nelson Mandela, feeling at ease by Paul Walker's clever sense of humor joins him in his car, "Where are we going?" "You wouldn't believe me if I told you but.. but do you believe in God, mr. Mandela?" Paul Walker asked. "Do you believe in the heavens and an afterlife?" "I do, I very much do!" Mandela said, as the engine started to roar and the Skyline accelerated. "Then sit back and enjoy the ride because what I am about to tell you will blow your mind" Walker continued as they embarked on their journey

The surroundings changed. Clouds seemed to form underneath the car's wheels and a blue, heavenly glow started to shine down on them. Giant pearly gates were towering in the distance. Slowly opening to welcome heaven's latest residents, whose car disappeared in thin air after it passed the gateway to the afterlife.

This story may end here, but these 2 heroes' life in eternity has just begun. Bestowing them with a blissful existence that men of such great stature are all too deserving of.

Beautiful.

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:26 pm

what we should really be asking is what are the american government trying to cover up by killing him?

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:31 pm

One of the most evolved human beings I expect to exist during my lifetime.
Peace brother.

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:39 pm

loooooooooooooooool

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:10 am

probably why every (American) kid should be made to watch The Butler
it's not that good but does give an outline of recent Afro-American progress
(maybe they could add a bit where Barack gets in a plane & flies overseas to visit Nelson)

test_recordings · Post by **test_recordings** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:12 am

Just read this, damn. Everyone has to go some time. He has left a decent legacy, at least.

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:54 am

RIP

much respect for the man. llow his love life, but what he did for SA was incredible.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:13 am

RIP

Not that I think he actually died yesterday.
Mans been dead for ages fam.

mIrReN · Post by **mIrReN** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:26 am

Genevieve wrote:
mIrReN wrote:little down if you didn't read ^
What?

Oh the negative big up.

DC rlly. I just. I JUST LOVE MY STORY.

That was a compliment?

dunno, was off to bed after that

didn't read it

Johnlenham · Post by **Johnlenham** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:30 am

m8son wrote:
loooooooooooooooool

Im actually surprised no one has got a picture of Morgan Freeman and shopped RIP mandela on it yet.

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:33 am

mIrReN wrote:
Genevieve wrote:
mIrReN wrote:little down if you didn't read ^
What?

Oh the negative big up.

DC rlly. I just. I JUST LOVE MY STORY.

That was a compliment?
dunno, was off to bed after that didn't read it

D':

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:53 am

One of the few genuine titans of the last half century that can be unanimously celebrated by all Peoples across the world... and, no, his life and death are not a laughing matter. He may as well have been called Jesus during my childhood for the pedestal he was placed on and, uncommonly for today's world, it seemed like he might have been worth a great deal of the praise too.

Thank you for your contributions to humanity; sleep well.

RIP

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:55 am

magma wrote:One of the few genuine titans of the last half century that can be unanimously celebrated by all Peoples across the world... and, no, his life and death are not a laughing matter. He may as well have been called Jesus during my childhood for the pedestal he was placed on and, uncommonly for today's world, it seemed like he might have been worth a great deal of the praise too.

Thank you for your contributions to humanity; sleep well.

RIP

Thought this was posted in the best insult thread. Was seriously confused for a minute.

nitz · Post by **nitz** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:22 am

How can some of you be jokey in regards to his passing, it's highly disrespectful and shows even in serous matters some of you act like boys not men.

RIP to the great that has unprecedentedly given to the human race.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:27 am

nitz wrote:How can some of you be jokey in regards to his passing, it's highly disrespectful and shows even in serous matters some of you act like boys not men.

RIP to the great that has unprecedentedly given to the human race.

I didn't see this comment in the Paul Walker thread...

Death will always be a subject for comedy, doesn't mean you don't respect them or what they did

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:34 am

southstar wrote:
nitz wrote:How can some of you be jokey in regards to his passing, it's highly disrespectful and shows even in serous matters some of you act like boys not men.

RIP to the great that has unprecedentedly given to the human race.
I didn't see this comment in the Paul Walker thread...

Death will always be a subject for comedy, doesn't mean you don't respect them or what they did

This.

nitz wrote:shows even in serous matters some of you act like boys not men.

brb, going to chop wood and provide for my family to atone for making a joke about Mandela. ffs.

Guy was a ledge, spending a section of my last day at work this year reading about him.

mIrReN · Post by **mIrReN** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:34 am

yeah but Paul Walker didn't save humanity

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:36 am

mIrReN wrote:yeah but Paul Walker didn't save humanity

Did the Fast & Furious franchise touch more people than ending Apartheid? Only history will tell us.

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