euphemizms

slums · Post by **slums** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:35 pm

Shonky wrote:I was using an english/french online translation to see what "go fuck your mother" was in french.

I got two translations and one was "go shit your mother" which I think might be slightly more offensive and the other was "go kiss your mother" which seemed a bit lame to be honest.

Hardly the Cosa Nostra expletive-fest that I had hoped for. Je ne suis pas le gangster

PMSL

go shit your mother is wickid.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:48 pm

I never really understood the whole...

"I'm going to see a man about a horse"

I guess that means you need to piss

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:53 pm

unklefesta wrote:I never really understood the whole...

"I'm going to see a man about a horse"

I guess that means you need to piss

It basically means "I gotta take off guys.."

lol I use that one all the time complete with authentic country western accent.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:54 pm

unklefesta wrote:I never really understood the whole...

"I'm going to see a man about a horse"

I guess that means you need to piss

I think it actually means I have to go and see a man about a horse

It's like double euphemism

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:17 pm

Shonky wrote:
unklefesta wrote:I never really understood the whole...

"I'm going to see a man about a horse"

I guess that means you need to piss
I think it actually means I have to go and see a man about a horse

It's like double euphemism

jahtao · Post by **jahtao** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:00 am

I heard there's such a thing as a dis-phemism. Its like the opposite or some shit. I am too hung over to think what that might mean, let alone come up with one aghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

8bitboi · Post by **8bitboi** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:48 pm

''make a Barry scott'' =Slang For skin one up

''giz a bit of that Santa pod'' = Spliff

''Fill up ya Jerry-can'',= Drinkin A pint

''im on the 2nd stage Final Boss''= For im too Drunk and Stoned

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:08 am

jahtao wrote:I heard there's such a thing as a dis-phemism. Its like the opposite or some shit. I am too hung over to think what that might mean, let alone come up with one aghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

fired

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:41 am

It's "See a man about a dog" here in oz... funny that

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:48 am

"get a dog up ya"

"get a rabit round ya"

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:53 am

My brother back home in Wisconsin says 'all buttoned up', meaning 'really drunk'

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:02 pm

hmmm

I cant remember where I first heard this...

but someone called masturbating "rubbing one out"

"imma go rub one out now, then I'll be back to shake hands with your friends"

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:32 pm

unklefesta wrote:hmmm

I cant remember where I first heard this...

but someone called masturbating "rubbing one out"

"imma go rub one out now, then I'll be back to shake hands with your friends"

spanking the monkey

polishing the bishop

5 knuckle shuffle

all got from a text book for sex ed when i young

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:39 pm

Rhythm pamphlet always amused me.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:15 pm

I heard another for taking a crap yesterday

"process paperwork"

chunkie · Post by **chunkie** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:30 pm

i've heard a couple more for taking a crap:

'riding the porcelain bus'
and
'giving birth to an otter'

the otter one always makes me laugh

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:34 pm

Chunkie wrote:i've heard a couple more for taking a crap:

'riding the porcelain bus'
and
'giving birth to an otter'

the otter one always makes me laugh

Alongside "coaxing the grizzly's out of hibernation" and "taking the brown's white water rafting". My mate Leigh did have an interesting turn of phrase. Also "dropping the kids off at the pool" is inspired.

Still like "straining the vegetables" for taking a piss.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:42 pm

Chunkie wrote:'giving birth to an otter'

Shonky wrote: "coaxing the grizzly's out of hibernation" and "taking the brown's white water rafting".

awesome

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