The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Riddles]

My wife bought a Chicken pie for supper.
She was warming it up in the oven as per the instructions but didn't want to wait so she cut it up and microwaved it.

Hmmm, soggy pie.

Feeling kinda happy that my gf is pretty much a domestic goddess

[Electric_Head]

I'm the cook.
My wife can cook but she doesn't have the same Gordon Ramsay like quality standards as me.

I get annoyed when I don't cook but also when I have to cook too much.
It's a loose loose situation for my wife.

[wub]

It's a loose loose situation for my wife.

That happens when you have kids.

[Electric_Head]

ha ................................. ha

[magma]

I'm the cook.
My wife can cook but she doesn't have the same Gordon Ramsay like quality standards as me.

This; err, minus the wife bit.

The kitchen is Man territory.

[Forum]

It's a loose loose situation for my wife.

That happens when you have kids.

Remove your big ups again please

[wub]

It's a loose loose situation for my wife.

That happens when you have kids.

Remove your big ups again please

Or just remove yours?

[particle-jim]

I'm the cook.
My wife can cook but she doesn't have the same Gordon Ramsay like quality standards as me.

This; err, minus the wife bit.

The kitchen is Man territory.

My GF is a faaaar better cook than me tbf, I do a good Thai Green Curry but Erika has Carne Asada (aka the best food on earth) on lockdown

[Forum]

Will you be giving out your first big on Christmas day?

[wub]

Will you be giving out your first big on Christmas day?

Oooooo, that's a lovely idea! Spreading Christmas cheer to the flock!

[m8son666]

u stnuc with girlfriends

[Riddles]

still at work fixing bugs. woo...

[syrup]

u stnuc with girlfriends

stay strong brother

[sigbowls]

waiting for my small burritos in the oven to be done. i need to go to the store

[ezza]

I wanted to buy the Nigela "Im the information" t shirt but its sold out..and £20

ahhh peak

me too lol

[Forum]

Why does this same shit Dior advert reappear every year, it has nothing to do with christmas. That song

[Nihilism]

Buggies should be banned on busses ffs.

lol no, why?

Exactly what magma said. But also because some tnucs don't know that there are differend types of buggies for a reason. They're then suprised their kid is flying out of it, because it didn't fit through the door.

They can fuck RIGHT off during rush hour. Especially the ones that give you evil looks for having the cheek to breath on their spawn as its McLaren Day Stroller 2000 Maxi Child Transportation System pins you against the wall.

Word up.

I wanted to buy the Nigela "Im the information" t shirt but its sold out..and £20

I know that feeling. I was planning to buy a Zomby t-shirt, but i just checked my bank account and it ain't going to happen this year.

[skimpi]

I wanted to buy the Nigela "Im the information" t shirt but its sold out..and £20

ahhh peak

me too lol

ahh i thought you meant sports bangers 'Team Nigella' Tee lol

you got a link to im the information

[Johoosh]

I wanted to buy the Nigela "Im the information" t shirt but its sold out..and £20

ahhh peak

me too lol

Fuck that mate £20 on a joke that wont be funny in a month or so.

Buy a rekkid instead

[titchbit]

Will you be giving out your first big on Christmas day?

Oooooo, that's a lovely idea! Spreading Christmas cheer to the flock!

made me lol. its tru