The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Genevieve]

Lost my damn bank card

[ehbes]

my RA puts up a notice saying that the floor is have 24/7 quiet hours for finals week and then proceeds to blast christmas with his door open all fucking day.

Ba Humbug

[ezza]

FUCKING ARSEHOLES IM GONNA FIND YOU!!!!! I can't believe this has happened to me right on top of Christmas tooooo! I just got home to find all the windows wide open!! They've taken everything. it's all gone! Im waiting for the police! The dirty rotten thieving bastards. What kind of sick minded person would do that to another person? You are not human. You are low life scum!!!!!.That was my advent calender and you had no right to open it and eat all my chocolates

[Forum]

I used to clear out my sister's calender every year

[CreamLord]

[Harkat]

agents christmas calendar is filled with ket

[NilsFG]

agents christmas calendar is filled with ket

One bump a day rots the bladder away

[topmo3]

aspartamae make rat die in labrotory

[m8son666]

aspartamae make rat die in labrotory

have you ever thought of becoming a scientist?

[Genevieve]

aspartamae make rat die in labrotory

have you ever thought of becoming a scientist?

HAHAHA

[ultraspatial]

[DRTY]

some cunting twat t-boned me earlier. pretty sure my car's gonna be written off. happy days

[DiegoSapiens]

i prefer coke zero to the normal one tbh

[wub]

some cunting twat t-boned me earlier. pretty sure my car's gonna be written off. happy days

Saw the picture, what happened?

[DRTY]

I was driving along minding my own business along a normal residential road, then out of nowhere woman came flying out of a stop junction straight into the side of me. Full on 90 degree slam at 30-40 I reckon. Was a proper stop junction (with the sign and thick line; I think you're supposed to come to a complete standstill at them no matter what). Was fuming, gf crying her eyes out, stormed over there asking her what the hell she was playing at, and she said "you should have slowed down, it's not my fault"... to which I said you're a complete moron and unquestionably in the wrong. Then she got moody and called the police, who also told her it was entirely her fault. And then her insurance lol.

My car wouldn't start (impact was front passenger door and front nearside panel/wheel) so pretty sure the engine would have got a good shunt. Gearstick wasn't sitting normally after it either, couldn't drive away from the accident. I also spent £300 on new tyres, brakes and 4 ignition coils on Thursday. Yaaaaaay

[wub]

"... to which I said you're a complete moron and unquestionably in the wrong.

This bit made me chuckle.


Plus side its totally her fault and the insurance see it as such. And no physical harm to you or the missus

[m8son666]

you should pretend you're really hurt and get loads of compensation

[garethom]

you should pretend you're really hurt and get loads of compensation

don't do that. stnuc

this girl at my college fucked up when parking and went into the back of a parked car at low speed. Went and told the guy, gave him insurance details, all sorted.

Few weeks later the guy was trying to claim for whiplash, even though he wasn't in the car at the time.

[m8son666]

loool thats why you shouldnt tell people when you hit their car

[DRTY]

http://instagram.com/p/hxi5zFv5gd/ there ya go.

She just showed me her shoulder (just got back from work), is actually pretty bruised. Sort of would like her to claim but dont want to be a whiplash tnuc lol