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Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by magma » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:52 pm

Anyone else trying to buy for littl'ns? I've got a 5 year old nephew to buy for (probably something Doctor Who related) and a 2 year old niece that I have no ideas for yet.

Anyone got anything ridiculously cool?
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by wub » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:54 pm

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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:05 pm

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It's the only thing ANY kids have an interest in today and you'd be donating to a good cause with your purchase.
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by magma » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:06 pm

Nice one Pedro, I'll order one RIGHT NOW.
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by wub » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:06 pm

Or a mace. Not enough kids today have mace experience.
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by magma » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:08 pm

wub wrote:Or a mace. Not enough kids today have mace experience.
I actually had a Mace (well, it was a Flail technically, I think) when I was about 11... brought it home from Italy in my hand luggage. 8)
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by Riddles » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:09 pm

really good weapon. crushing is much more effective vs plate armour. swords just slide off
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Post by wub » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:09 pm

Knives. Stabbing weapons.
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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:10 pm

It is so fucking difficult buying for kids these days, they have fucking everything and seem to be only really interested in apps on tablets or phones.
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Post by wub » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:11 pm

Condoms. They're never too young to learn about safe sex.
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by magma » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:11 pm

Riddles wrote:really good weapon. crushing is much more effective vs plate armour. swords just slide off
It's the only thing I've ever owned where I couldn't work out a way to "play" with it... it was fucking LETHAL. It just hung on my wall waiting for a burglar that never came. Poor thing... it's like the melee weapon equivalent of Susan Boyle never getting kissed.
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That's pretty cool actually.
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by magma » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:12 pm

wub wrote:Condoms. They're never too young to learn about safe sex.
Lil'man's already packing Skyn Extra Larges anyway...
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by jaydot » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:39 pm

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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by ehbes » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:43 pm

ive got a 9 year old cousin who only wants video games for xmas.
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by nowaysj » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:43 pm

Consider him lost already. The sociopathic behavior should be starting any time now.

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This shit is blowing up here this year. You'd think only girls would like but the dudes are into it to. Rainbow Loom. Am wearing a rainbow ladder right now.
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by NilsFG » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:28 am

Give them a new sweater or pants. Kids love to get clothes as presents.
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by kidshuffle » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:24 pm

give them an IOU and teach them about debt early.
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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by OGLemon » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:05 pm

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Re: Christmas Toy Ideas

Post by Doozle » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:47 pm

nowaysj wrote:Consider him lost already. The sociopathic behavior should be starting any time now.

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This shit is blowing up here this year. You'd think only girls would like but the dudes are into it to. Rainbow Loom. Am wearing a rainbow ladder right now.
Sooner that than some other electronic thing


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