what age can u hit kids?

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:28 pm

got my lil cousin coming over tomorrow

he's only 11, but hes just called me a tosser on fb for no reason

if he starts acting up IRL u reckon im within my rights to swing for him?

Dub_freak · Post by **Dub_freak** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:29 pm

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:37 pm

hes from the lower class part of my family tho

i think his parents rent

so im afraid he thinks im a posh wanker and is trying to act up

surely he needs to know now that im the boss before he meets other hooligans and they come after me?

Samuel_L_Damnson · Post by **Samuel_L_Damnson** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:42 pm

This isnt for real right?

Samuel_L_Damnson · Post by **Samuel_L_Damnson** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:42 pm

I hope you dont breed

kaili · Post by **kaili** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:42 pm

ye id giv him a slap

wub · Post by **wub** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:44 pm

Cut off one of his fingers if he gives you any shit. Just one knuckle off his non dominant hand. He'll learn.

Tell his parents it was a blender related accident.

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:46 pm

yeah not batter him but just show him that im in charge

bit far wub

i think just light hits and verbally tell him hes poor and his mom cant afford shit

just lower his confidence mainly

OGLemon · Post by **OGLemon** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:46 pm

Show him how to blend so that he grows up to be a honest man.

Nihilism · Post by **Nihilism** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:47 pm

Let him experiment with other girls of his age. He will thank you for that later.

jrkhnds · Post by **jrkhnds** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:47 pm

^ what wub said imho

could try circumsising him to show him who's in charge. or treat him like a dog and give him the master's bone if he keeps acting like a bitch.

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:49 pm

You shouldn't hit kids.

You can, however, assert your dominance with a playful rear naked choke/wrist lock/piledriver.

wub · Post by **wub** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:50 pm

Double underhook facebuster

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:50 pm

yeah i think im gonna try a couple things

was reading up on neglect which sounds like a good option, very little work

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:54 pm

Laszlo wrote:You shouldn't hit kids.

You can, however, assert your dominance with a playful rear naked choke/wrist lock/piledriver.

yeah but kids are twats nowadays

i drove my dads lawnmower into his shed and he hit me

ive never since drove his lawnmower into his shed

surely that proves it works?

jaydot · Post by **jaydot** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:58 pm

Yeah cuff the likkle rat.

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:04 pm

Agent 47 wrote:
Laszlo wrote:You shouldn't hit kids.

You can, however, assert your dominance with a playful rear naked choke/wrist lock/piledriver.
yeah but kids are twats nowadays

i drove my dads lawnmower into his shed and he hit me

ive never since drove his lawnmower into his shed

surely that proves it works?

Yeah, i'm just saying, what with social services these days it's best not to leave bruises for them to take photos of and show in court.

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:05 pm

oh yeh nice one

never thought of that

this is gettin kinda dark now

kaili · Post by **kaili** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:07 pm

put a phonebook on his knees and whack it with a hammer, leaves no bruises but cains

DJoe · Post by **DJoe** » Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:08 pm

Agent 47 wrote: i think his parents rent

loooool big up yourself agent. First time Ive actually creased out loud reading something on dsf for a while

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