The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[nowaysj]

now imagine you have no legs and 3 penises

Gonna need another hand.

one penis is really long and can easily reach ur mouth so dont worry

Dude, had a dream like that the other day. I got my daughter this fake stretchy banana as a Christmas stocking stuffer. She immediately ascertained that it had comedic potential as a flaccid penis and started parading around the house w/ her floppy banana dick. Well, the other night I was sitting w/ my wife on the couch and my daughter's toys were around, and my wife grabs the banana and uses it like a penis, and quickly figures out she can hunch over and stretch the banana into her mouth and suck her fake banana penis. All jokes until I wake up ready to blow a load from a dream where in I'm sucking my own dick. Thanks joke banana.

[wysockisauce]

My PC has officially died
Couldn't even turn it on this morning.
Which makes me think it is the 3 week old PSU.
Which is annoying but at least it's under warranty.
Going to swop it out for my old psu and see if the problem persists.

Annoyed

What brand is the psu?

Are you using a surge protector?

Try a different power outlet/ check your outlet with a multimeter.

[m8son666]

Dude, had a dream like that the other day. I got my daughter this fake stretchy banana as a Christmas stocking stuffer. She immediately ascertained that it had comedic potential as a flaccid penis and started parading around the house w/ her floppy banana dick. Well, the other night I was sitting w/ my wife on the couch and my daughter's toys were around, and my wife grabs the banana and uses it like a penis, and quickly figures out she can hunch over and stretch the banana into her mouth and suck her fake banana penis. All jokes until I wake up ready to blow a load from a dream where in I'm sucking my own dick. Thanks joke banana.

please never tell a psychotherapist about that dream

[bennyfroobs]

just got trolled into watching a video of two women, one tied up and bent over, the other one slingshot/catapulting spikey conkers at the arsehole of the tied up woman. the fuck man. it looked so incredibly painful.

i feel not good )-:

[AxeD]

Dude, had a dream like that the other day. I got my daughter this fake stretchy banana as a Christmas stocking stuffer. She immediately ascertained that it had comedic potential as a flaccid penis and started parading around the house w/ her floppy banana dick. Well, the other night I was sitting w/ my wife on the couch and my daughter's toys were around, and my wife grabs the banana and uses it like a penis, and quickly figures out she can hunch over and stretch the banana into her mouth and suck her fake banana penis. All jokes until I wake up ready to blow a load from a dream where in I'm sucking my own dick. Thanks joke banana.

please never tell a psychotherapist about that dream

Haha that could be a Louie CK bit.

[titchbit]

Dude, had a dream like that the other day. I got my daughter this fake stretchy banana as a Christmas stocking stuffer. She immediately ascertained that it had comedic potential as a flaccid penis and started parading around the house w/ her floppy banana dick. Well, the other night I was sitting w/ my wife on the couch and my daughter's toys were around, and my wife grabs the banana and uses it like a penis, and quickly figures out she can hunch over and stretch the banana into her mouth and suck her fake banana penis. All jokes until I wake up ready to blow a load from a dream where in I'm sucking my own dick. Thanks joke banana.

please never tell a psychotherapist about that dream

no pls do and report back wut he says

[nowaysj]

I'll get benny to ask his dad what it means.

[bennyfroobs]

popa g is quite good at dream analysis. they always seem to equate to some sort of stress or anxiety issue )-: . i rarely have good dreams though. even my good dreams leave me with some sort of hollow, miserable realisation when i wake up. what is life #emo

but fuck knows what blowing ur load over blowing urself means though . u desire a blowjobs

[ehbes]

went out to a restaurant and my pasta was cold when i got it..

[sigbowls]

i just ate too much mac n cheese with spam

[nowaysj]

went out to a restaurant and my pasta was cold when i got it..

Pasta salad bro, deal with it.

[Laszlo]

Just googled 'Auto fellatio dream' and found an auto fellatio thread on a forum dedicated to wet dreams. http://www.wetdreamforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5371

[nowaysj]

It was very nearly my first wet dream. #trauma

[Molzie]

you've never had a wet dream?

[ehbes]

went out to a restaurant and my pasta was cold when i got it..

Pasta salad bro, deal with it.

chicken parm business

[nowaysj]

you've never had a wet dream?

Nope, never.

But for the people (female lurkers) that have never had one, it is like waking up in a canoe just as it is going over a waterfall. Fairly freaky.

[OGLemon]

went out to a restaurant and my pasta was cold when i got it..

did you tell them?

[ehbes]

went out to a restaurant and my pasta was cold when i got it..

did you tell them?

yeah they comped me

[sigbowls]

i had wet dreams sometimes a few years ago. one of the times was i was sucking my dick.

dont sig this

[bennyfroobs]

It was very nearly my first wet dream. #trauma

dude what how have u never had one of those before?!

did you discover wanking at an extremely early age? when i was in puberty if i went 3 days without a wank it was wetdream central in my pants. impossible to hold in all the spunk being produced